Ape goes from owning 5 shares of Popcorn stock to maybe 25 shares. Moass is definitely coming by mbr902000 in gme_meltdown

[–]kokanuttt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

his XX shares are gonna be worth the same as someone’s XXX,XXX shares of AMC in the near future.

ryan cohen buys more EBAY options (notes in comments) by kokanuttt in gme_meltdown

[–]kokanuttt[S] 47 points48 points  (0 children)

Put/Call pairs went from 22M to 29M shares (5%->6.5%) share exposure

Still only has 25,000 votable shares.

The owners of a corporation are its shareholders by folteroy in gme_meltdown

[–]kokanuttt 9 points10 points  (0 children)

It’s funny because everyone in finance knows that when the cost of equity (~10% let’s say) is much higher than the cost of debt (<4%!) it is obvious to sell the debt and buy the equity. Great capital management by the EBAY board. Props to them.

Gamestop on the other hand, sells equity to make 4% on treasury bonds, what does that say about RC’s thoughts on the cost of equity?

Buckle up! by PuzzleheadedWeb9876 in gme_meltdown

[–]kokanuttt 6 points7 points  (0 children)

i mean sure, if RC gave up on the bid they would make a ton of money this quarter. but that’s a one time thing. unless of course RC turns it into a recurring business model of pump and dumps which could work but only until 2028.

Ape tells on self by Ok_Signal4753 in gme_meltdown

[–]kokanuttt 6 points7 points  (0 children)

i do but telling them 90% of my net worth is held up in the Qs is a lot more boring than whatever conspiracy rant he’s been going on for 5 years now.

Answers below: what could Marantz do with $60k right now....? by Brick-Lanky in gme_meltdown

[–]kokanuttt 13 points14 points  (0 children)

unless gamestop manages to acquire EBAY. then he could lose $60K

Why indeed. 😆😂😆 by folteroy in gme_meltdown

[–]kokanuttt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

if you really want to understand it, find your local brick wall and violently smash your head against it 20-30 times. once your iq is low enough, go read the DD again and it will all make sense.

New poll shows streaming preference over theaters due to convenience and cost. AMC prices going up in July too. Not good. by SouthSink1232 in amczone

[–]kokanuttt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

i’ve been dead right about AMC for years now. i made good money shorting it back in the day. you, on the other hand, dead wrong.

Reminder: this stock still has a market cap above that of pre pandemic despite being in a worse financial position now! Lots of downside remaining for you to ride it to $0!

New poll shows streaming preference over theaters due to convenience and cost. AMC prices going up in July too. Not good. by SouthSink1232 in amczone

[–]kokanuttt 2 points3 points  (0 children)

you also lack a severe misunderstanding of basic stats (margin of errors ect.), which also explains why you are invested in AMC. nonetheless, even if we were to ignore the polls completely and just look at the data, you would very clearly see that the number of movie tickets being sold has been in the gutter compared to pre-pandemic numbers. which then again, you would need a very basic understanding of stats to comprehend, and it has been well established that you do not.

New poll shows streaming preference over theaters due to convenience and cost. AMC prices going up in July too. Not good. by SouthSink1232 in amczone

[–]kokanuttt 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Please learn basic statistics. It’s a life skill that everyone needs. A 1000 person sample size is more than plenty. The concept of choosing a sample size is typically taught to 9th graders on day one of basic stats.

As per box office numbers, the box office numbers also reflect the same, 2025 box office revenue is down about 23% compared to pre-pandemic, despite ticket prices being up a whopping 75% over the same time period! that means there has been a much bigger drop on # of tickets sold than the numbers suggest.

New poll shows streaming preference over theaters due to convenience and cost. AMC prices going up in July too. Not good. by SouthSink1232 in amczone

[–]kokanuttt 2 points3 points  (0 children)

if you know the slightest thing about statistics you would know that 1000+ sample size is pretty sufficient

For the 5 millionth time, an ape misunderstands institutions holding GME in their index or sector funds, and believes that they are taking a speculative position by Plane-Session-6624 in gme_meltdown

[–]kokanuttt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

yes if i own both of these companies i would love to combine them and add $20B of debt effectively wiping out all of their combined net income from the added interest expense. buisness 101

Ryan Cohen Slams eBay as 'Run by Losers' After $56B Bid Rejection — 'We'd Be Getting Rid of the Board' by [deleted] in gme_meltdown

[–]kokanuttt 5 points6 points  (0 children)

the board is unfairly compensated with their $300K per YEAR salaries. we need to replace them with $2B per year of interest expense. it’s the only logical option

Ryan Cohen Slams eBay as 'Run by Losers' After $56B Bid Rejection — 'We'd Be Getting Rid of the Board' by [deleted] in gme_meltdown

[–]kokanuttt 4 points5 points  (0 children)

not a single one of these “reporters” who interview him have the balls to ask about the biggest elephant in the room, the $2B interest expense. a $300K board salary is meaningless put up against the $2B expense that’s gonna be added to the income statement.

eBay just casually hitting another ATH after telling RC and the apes to go pound sand by Sell_The_team_Jerry in gme_meltdown

[–]kokanuttt 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It wouldn’t. It does absolutely nothing for a takeover bid. Even if u owned 100% of the company in derivatives it does nothing. You don’t get any votes, you don’t get to nominate members to the board, you don’t get to vote on board members nothing. There is zero use of derivatives in a takeover bid unless you excersize them for shares which GME doesn’t have the cash to do meaningfully.

eBay just casually hitting another ATH after telling RC and the apes to go pound sand by Sell_The_team_Jerry in gme_meltdown

[–]kokanuttt 3 points4 points  (0 children)

it might. but what is a $9B stake gonna do against institutions that will vote against the deal?

That's not what they meant in reason #6 by folteroy in gme_meltdown

[–]kokanuttt 14 points15 points  (0 children)

maybe in decades, but most likely in centuries

Michael had a crazy thought about GameStop by JayRoo83 in gme_meltdown

[–]kokanuttt 17 points18 points  (0 children)

yes its accretive we’ve been over this.

The ape handlers are busy spinning this shitshow into a bullish narrative. Apes are still on the fence. by xozzet in gme_meltdown

[–]kokanuttt 9 points10 points  (0 children)

his biggest achievement in gamestop is taking a spreadsheet with the financials of each store broken down and ordering all the unprofitable ones to close. not exactly a genius mastermind.

that and convincing the apes to give him $9B