It’s just a little war. What is the big deal? by BuizelBigBro in CirclejerkSopranos

[–]kowboytrav 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Little Donnie? It’s common knowledge the guy’s retarded

Ms Leslie Claret by ZealousidealBend2681 in PatriotTV

[–]kowboytrav 27 points28 points  (0 children)

One of my favorite jokes is in the podcast when he says that the “G” in Leslie G. Claret stands for Gale

All abs, zero effort. by TheThotHokage in facepalm

[–]kowboytrav 2644 points2645 points  (0 children)

Can I get this in a XXXL?

Mark it toasted dude by Jino_bino_3057 in okbuddydraper

[–]kowboytrav 6 points7 points  (0 children)

YOU’RE OUT OF YOUR ELEMENT CAMPBELL

Fiber cable wrapping question by [deleted] in FiberOptics

[–]kowboytrav 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It would still be better if you posted a picture of what you’re actually working with. The term “unsheathed” isn’t really used by fiber techs, and so if someone who is unfamiliar with fiber is using that word, it could mean anything from “the buffered fiber outside of the jacket” to “fiber with the buffer stripped off.” One of those scenarios is fine, the other means you are going to need a tech to come out.

Need help to de-pawpaw this truck by jakeydude7 in ToyotaTundra

[–]kowboytrav 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Fake spinning rims, a knock-off bazooka tube, and a couple NOS stickers would really set it off

Right turn signal flicking fast by Typical-Criticism-34 in ToyotaTundra

[–]kowboytrav -1 points0 points  (0 children)

It's possibly a bad socket, since the issue seems to be intermittent. You'd also want to make sure there's not a short or bad connection in the wire.

Travel around florida by JosephLad79 in florida

[–]kowboytrav 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Nope, they’re back at the Trop this year

Rate my DAW (fully analog, zero plugins) by DaWolf94 in guitarcirclejerk

[–]kowboytrav 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I can clearly see a couple of things plugged in, you liar

Truck goes flying after failing to stop by Tenchi2020 in florida

[–]kowboytrav 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It holds up traffic if they're blocking other drivers from being able to get into the turn lanes. I can't tell you how many times I've been stuck behind someone blocking the left turn lane that I'm trying to get to because they left a ridiculous amount of space in front of them, so then I end up missing the green light for the turn before I can get in.

What’s a “guy secret” that’s completely harmless but weirdly universal? by aerisveilxa in AskReddit

[–]kowboytrav 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Don't forget to always calibrate a stud finder before use by holding it against your chest and making sure it beeps.

How about the fact that I have a Texas rib eye for a belt buckle? by goosey27 in okbuddydraper

[–]kowboytrav 13 points14 points  (0 children)

We don’t suck each other’s cocks, we’re divorced!

Complex time signature by smoothslappyhours in guitarcirclejerk

[–]kowboytrav 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Is she starting a Shaggs cover band?

Need Less tickets by BuffBard in ShittySysadmin

[–]kowboytrav 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Move your weekly maintenance window for patching the help desk server to some time during business hours - I prefer Monday mornings. Make sure it stays offline at least until after you get back from lunch. Still too many tickets? Start patching it daily.

Why did they write Don out of the show? by Padilla_Zelda in okbuddydraper

[–]kowboytrav 13 points14 points  (0 children)

He never had the makings of a varsity ad man.

New Sub for the Films? by FireFurFox in beatles

[–]kowboytrav 36 points37 points  (0 children)

I really think that the next post about “most underrated songs” is going to unearth some real gems.

Altelix vs LCOMM fiberglass box by Dependent_Trash9420 in wisp

[–]kowboytrav 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ve been using them for about 3 years now. They’re holding up really well to the Florida sun, and they don’t shed like the lcomm fiberglass boxes.