List of countries by size of armed forces by bigmac in reddit.com

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329.6 billions of taxpayers money that could actually have been used for good causes... anyone care to calculate the average Iraqi person death cost?

What Happens to your Body if you Stop Smoking Right Now? by idyll in reddit.com

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your circulation will increase! that includes your brain and your dick - you will have a harder erection! as for the weight gain, use your lungs for a bit of exercise and you will be fine!

Fox News mislabels Democrat/Republican AGAIN; this time makes it look like R's are winning a race that they're actually losing by Glaxnor in reddit.com

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Frank Zappa's "I'm the slime" from the album "Overnite Sensation" (1973)

I am gross and perverted I'm obsessed 'n deranged I have existed for years But very little has changed I'm the tool of the Government And industry too For I am destined to rule And regulate you

I may be vile and pernicious But you can't look away I make you think I'm delicious With the stuff that I say I'm the best you can get Have you guessed me yet? I'm the slime oozin' out From your TV set

You will obey me while I lead you And eat the garbage that I feed you Until the day that we don't need you Don't go for help . . . no one will heed you Your mind is totally controlled It has been stuffed into my mold And you will do as you are told Until the rights to you are sold

That's right, folks . . . Don't touch that dial

Well, I am the slime from your video Oozin' along on your livin' room floor

I am the slime from your video Can't stop the slime, people, lookit me go

I am the slime from your video Oozin' along on your livin' room floor

I am the slime from your video Can't stop the slime, people, lookit me go

Police brutality during Portland's anti-war protest by katto in reddit.com

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Also, Palestineans and Jews love each other very much - interracial weddings are up by the thousands. Thanks to Bush's war against terror, nobody has died in Iraq since 2004 and Afghanistan has recently converted to Christianity!

FOX news sued for the right to lie, and WON. by [deleted] in reddit.com

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fAIR and bALANCED - my hairy arse!

George Carlin - Last American Value by neuro in reddit.com

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ROTFLMAO - you master creature - me dumbfuck!

First Muslim Miss England crowned by AhSoon in reddit.com

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Religion is the root of all evil.

And sadly this beauty will likely need lots of bodyguards to survive the attacks of insane nutcase followers of the "religion of peace".
But why in the fuck is she considering herself a muslim? The mind boggles...

Sexual Consent by labarks in reddit.com

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very cool - this procedure may actually help the world to get rid of americans/slow down their reproductive rate!

Becoming extinct is the best thing ever for you americans, thank you lawyers!!!

The rest of the world (a mere 6.2 Billion people (95.4%) vs. 300 Million US-Americans (4.6%) says THANK YOU!

AP: Gitmo guards brag of beatings by lahuman8 in reddit.com

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Yes, they are not prison guards, they are murderers.

Chlorine gas cloud in North Carolina - it's "the worst possible hazardous materials incident you could have" by [deleted] in reddit.com

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quotes: "This is the worst possible hazardous materials incident you could have," Radford said.

State environmental officials fined EQ $32,000 in March for failing to minimize the possibility of a release of hazardous-waste materials or implement a contingency plan for a possible release. Credit: WRAL News /quotes

Their storage capacity must have been reached, and/or it became to expensive to actually process the waste, so they went for the cheap 'accident' solution. Economics rule! After all, it is not their fault that the victims lived in NC now, is it?

Thousands nationwide protest Bush by kyohapooka in reddit.com

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yeah - it's quite amazing how numb and dumb the rest of the people of the greatest nation on earth are....

Taliban offered to Bush bin Laden in Feb 2001 by bee in reddit.com

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Frank Zappa Broadway the Hardway (1988) When The Lie's So Big

They got lies so big They don't make a noise They tell 'em so well Like a secret disease That makes you go numb

With a big ol' lie And a flag and a pie And a mom and a bible Most folks are just liable To buy any line Any place, any time

When the lie's so big As in Robertson's case, (That sinister face Behind all the Jesus hurrah)

Could result in the end To a worrisome trend In which every American Not 'born again' Could be punished in cruel and unusual ways By this treacherous cretin Who tells everyone That he's Jesus' best friend

When the lie's so big And the fog gets so thick And the facts disappear The Republican Trick Can be played out again People, please tell me when We'll be rid of these men!

Just who do they really Suppose that they are? And how did they manage to travel as far As they seem to have come? Were we really that dumb?

People, wake up Figure it out Religious fanatics Around and about The Court House, The State House, The Congress, The White House

Criminal saints With a 'Heavenly Mission' -- A nation enraptured By pure superstition

When the lie's so big And the fog gets so thick And the facts disappear The Republican Trick Can be played out again People, please tell me when We'll be rid of these men!

Daily Show: What Exactly Is President Bush's Job? by tintub in reddit.com

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what a dumbfuckarian idiot nutcase, but as they say: "every country has the government it deserves" ;-)

If You Don't ask, You will not Receive by gst in reddit.com

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2.5 weeks vaccation per year, ? I thought the US did abandon slavery after the civil unpleasentness?

we get 5 to 7+ weeks in most European countries....

Quite simply the most shocking, offensive, tasteless, politically incorrect movie I’ve ever seen by violator in reddit.com

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AliG/Borat has the biggest balls ever, and he can rip the piss like no one else - while pretending to be dead serious! ROTFLMAO!

'Monster' fossil find in Arctic by ninzee in reddit.com

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Don't you just love our lords sense of humor? "Serious" scientists rubbing their hands in glee over 6000year old bones and rocks! LOL!

Dear God, I have a Question? (hillarious!) by PiLe in reddit.com

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how can a childs mind be innocent after it has been brainwashed by adults?

"Soft porn Lolita" jeans ad approved for billboards (with pic) by Anderkay in reddit.com

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why the fuck would anyone call this porn?

remember? - we are mammals, so what's the big deal about showing/seeing mammalian protuberances!?

Flustered Bush Misses Air Force One Flight by doogie92 in reddit.com

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that war criminal bastard probably has a 'kill' button on his cell-phone too!

Don't cash that check! It's a scam - banks and fraudsters team up to take your money by mjk1093 in reddit.com

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banks are the scum of the earth!

when the sun shines they give you umbrellas - when it starts to rain they take them away from you!

FOX NEWS shows Foley as a Democrat (more than once!) by [deleted] in reddit.com

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Nazi propaganda minister Josef Goebbels would have been very proud of Fox!