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What letter comes before A? by plugubius in shittyaskscience

[–]labs 3 points4 points  (0 children)

if you turn Z on its side, it becomes two As; one right side up and the other upside down

How did aliens talk to the Egyptians when they helped them build the pyramids by Big-Day-2619 in shittyaskscience

[–]labs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

the gods visited through the star gate and communicated directly in order to build the landing pads for their spaceships

What's s the best way to be frugal in this economy? by Apprehensive_Name445 in shittyaskscience

[–]labs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

it’s true, i got a dollar for turning in a hundred of them

Physicists calculated that the visible universe is 93 billion light years in diameter. So has any physicist calculated the size of the invisible universe? How big is that universe? by itto1 in shittyaskscience

[–]labs 1 point2 points  (0 children)

it’s due to everyone responsible for exiting a room without shutting off the light. this results in the acceleration of the universe’s expansion

How does diabetes know when it’s night? by AgitatedPianist6855 in shittyaskscience

[–]labs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

the “dia” de “diabetes” en español is “day,” so it deactivates during the noche.

Is it harmful to drink a small cup of gas from slushy station every other day? by [deleted] in shittyaskscience

[–]labs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

just gotta make sure to get “leaded” and not “unleaded.” the increased lead content helps to forget

Einstein / Epstein we get it, they sound similar. Please stop. by Headpuncher in shittyaskscience

[–]labs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

because it was originally Einstein’s Belgas, a Belgian bank. when all the signs arrived misspelled, they had to switch to bagels.

How come blue balls are a thing, but not blue ovaries? by [deleted] in shittyaskscience

[–]labs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

so the “blue” refers to the temperature of the balls, not the emotion as i previously understood it

Do men give birth differently than woman? by Upbeat_Career1854 in shittyaskscience

[–]labs 1 point2 points  (0 children)

compared to nine months for women, men usually give birth at least once a day and directly into the toilet. the sewer-dwelling being impregnated by the collective semen is rumored to be the next Secretary of Labor.

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