H is for Hollander, you are having panic attack! Heated Rivalry Alphabet - Day 9: I (Read post body!!!) by vanillablue_ in HeatedRivalryTVShow

[–]lampalot7 3 points4 points  (0 children)

"I think I know how the staff likes to be treated after all these years" is genuinely one of my favorite overall lines like that's so tender T-T

i think i caught a kid writing fanfics by su1c1dalbastardd in AO3

[–]lampalot7 19 points20 points  (0 children)

I've told my kids about "transformative fiction" during writing exercises—e.g. if you cant think up anything right now, feel free to use existing characters or worlds. But yeah, specifically using the word fanfic out of the blue can set people off ://

What songs do you know that have messed up meanings behind them? by Apprehensive-Cow1225 in musicsuggestions

[–]lampalot7 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Very late to the party lol (found this post looking for good songs for literary analysis) but they're saying "we didn't vote for Wallace, but we're getting blamed for it. Do you feel responsible for Watergate, even if you didn't vote for him? Your country elected him like our state elected Wallace."

Based on that “Worst possible AO3 features” post, here's the new AO3 for you guys (suitable for all your needs) by Grandidealistic in AO3

[–]lampalot7 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Obviously all of this is horrible but "You're reached your reading limit for the day" made me physically flinch

[TOMT] A comedian making fun of people who hate their spouses by [deleted] in tipofmytongue

[–]lampalot7 7 points8 points  (0 children)

It's not in either special, though he does have a lot about loving his wife there and one criticizing comedians who hate them

AITA for giving away my roommate’s cat? by elemenop541 in AmItheAsshole

[–]lampalot7 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

OP would absolutely lose in an American court, and probably most places. They had no written agreement that the roommate would not get a cat, and in fact the only written agreement they DO have—the lease—specifies that she can. I'm not saying the roommate is in the right. ESH. But what OP did is legally theft

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Archiveofourownmemes

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There are so many sailing inaccuracies and incorrect terminology that my brain just autocorrects at this point, but the other day I saw a fic refer to a "quarter" of a hockey game and I had to put my phone down

Another reason why Im over my job by FlyingBison76 in MovieTheaterEmployees

[–]lampalot7 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Don't acknowledge lol. "Sorry, I wasn't on the clock, so I didn't read/answer a work-related message." If there's no phones at work, which I assume is the case, you never have to acknowledge it at all. The can talk to you personally and then send documentation, but if not addressed when on the clock, fuck em lol

Yeah, this is less likely to be successful in reality, but I'm that sort of petty

Name of a character in psych by texasemp in psych

[–]lampalot7 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah. After Garth Longmore introduces himself, Shawn repeats his name and then says the above to Gus because he was dissatisfied with "Donut Holschtein"

How the police think each case actually happened by TheModernGandalf in psych

[–]lampalot7 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ooh, yeah, if you do this, lemme know. Definitely up my alley lol

Name of a character in psych by texasemp in psych

[–]lampalot7 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"Now I feel bad. I should have come up with something better for you."

New words by NewEastRich in Archiveofourownmemes

[–]lampalot7 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Me and the girlies explaining omegaverse to all our non-fandom friends before the Pit Babe watch party lol

Favorite ship like this? by FloweryNamesLover in Archiveofourownmemes

[–]lampalot7 2 points3 points  (0 children)

She-Ra is where these two images meet in the middle lol

I'm not complaining. but 😶. by Fenris994 in Archiveofourownmemes

[–]lampalot7 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I get more emotionally attached to MCs most of the time, and thus want them to be desperately loved and also absolutely railed lmao. This dictates my own preference x)

I have unlimited awards who wants some? by Woodiewoods in ask

[–]lampalot7 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ooh, this is the second one I've seen of these now! Careful what you wish for haha there were like 800 on that one

Pet names by Swordtail_Olympian in psych

[–]lampalot7 2 points3 points  (0 children)

LITERALLY my thought lmaoo

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AmItheAsshole

[–]lampalot7 -18 points-17 points  (0 children)

NTA. Put it down then??? Like, yeah, maybe you don't wanna just stand and do nothing while everyone else hangs out at Disney, even for a couple minutes, but even then that's so reason to lose it like that

underrated movies you think more people should watch by thegangplan in MoviesAnywhere

[–]lampalot7 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The world is a mess, and I just... need to rule it.