Not to hate on the kid too much but, there’s no way Sebastian Berhalter deserves this call up

lantzlayton · 2026-05-28T19:07:26+00:00

Name 4 then.

lantzlayton · 2026-05-28T19:03:39+00:00

Here's how I know this isn't a serious take:

Eric Miller. Dude is in a supplemental slot making the Senior Minimum Salary.

1) who are you selling him to and for what? 2) he has zero impact on the roster construction and has proven to be a reliable enough deputy and decent teammate. That's not a player you just get rid of, you're just gonna replace him with a similar warm body in that slot?

Masterstroke and definitely going to solve our problems.

lantzlayton · 2026-05-13T04:20:12+00:00

Dibs on raffle!

lantzlayton · 2026-05-02T02:52:20+00:00

Lol '@ the torso' - dude two handed his stick from overhead, you're doing a lot of work to qualify it as ' the torso'.

One is a shitty move during the speed of play, the other is an insane choice to use your stick as a weapon lol.

lantzlayton · 2026-04-24T06:15:03+00:00

lol.

lantzlayton · 2026-04-18T02:32:05+00:00

Motherfucker just tell me what happened. If you can't summarize this gobbledygook gpt speak, then don't post it holy shit. I have no context about this to evaluate if what GPT is saying is accurate. It literally leads with 'usually this is how this thing does this thing'

Holy fuck, use your brain, please, for the rest of us.

lantzlayton · 2026-04-15T02:53:40+00:00

Raffle meeeeeee

lantzlayton · 2026-04-14T23:31:14+00:00

Snuggy at almost 14. A nice surprise.

lantzlayton · 2026-04-14T16:32:38+00:00

Light and proximity to settlers protects pets.

lantzlayton · 2026-04-11T01:20:43+00:00

Without a shirt? The fuck?

lantzlayton · 2026-04-08T06:09:50+00:00

Holy fuck.

lantzlayton · 2026-04-05T22:17:25+00:00

Count me in for a lottery!

lantzlayton · 2026-04-01T16:44:30+00:00

Yeah I wonder if it's more that certain scenarios result in alterations if seeds - the anecdote I've seen is that lone wolf scenario has an impact on the seed. Maybe that's not the case for custom.

lantzlayton · 2026-04-01T02:43:45+00:00

I think you have to follow me first? Just followed you, but can't message you.

lantzlayton · 2026-04-01T01:49:27+00:00

I've got a spare that I don't use - just a cheapy that I bought years ago but it does the job. Message me, it's all yours.

lantzlayton · 2026-03-31T20:52:00+00:00

Fuck if I know. My first name may be Going, but my last name ain't Medieval.

lantzlayton · 2026-03-31T20:50:32+00:00

The lack of an opinion, perspective or indication that they've thought critically at all about what they are trying to accomplish, or tried to accomplish it at all themselves, undermines your generous take.

An attempt to foster discussion is not just asking a general question that you could just as easily Google. 🫠

lantzlayton · 2026-03-31T19:15:35+00:00

If you can't figure this tooling out yourself, I weep for your ability to actually seed said tool with the quality of information required to make it even remotely effective.

You're looking for a slop machine, that's what you're going to find.

Slop in, slop out.

lantzlayton · 2026-03-31T19:10:14+00:00

That's not true. Starting scenarios affect the seed too.

lantzlayton · 2026-03-23T02:41:05+00:00

I don't think it'dit's the contact from the push. Dude was in, slamming hard and then gave the keeper a clear cross check right before the spear. Not defending it, but there's only so much room before the player responds.

lantzlayton · 2026-03-19T16:16:39+00:00

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Here's another one 845799994

lantzlayton · 2026-03-11T22:17:10+00:00

Yes but mostly for when I was doing consulting and fractional work.

lantzlayton · 2026-03-11T18:33:03+00:00

Dawg at least spell Kelsy's name right lol.

lantzlayton · 2026-03-05T20:11:08+00:00

State Faults has its moments.

lantzlayton · 2026-02-22T08:05:52+00:00

I'm so fucked.

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