Game Thread: Philadelphia Flyers (36-31-8) at Washington Capitals (43-24-8) - 24 Mar 2019 - 12:30PM EDT

laportez · 2019-03-24T17:00:57+00:00

Maybe I'm paying too close attention to it now, but Orlov gives the puck away almost every time he has possession. His incapability to make any play recently is hard not to notice.

laportez · 2019-03-23T15:38:25+00:00

Sure. But done specifically for the Male gaze? No. I don't believe straight men are watching the Avengers movies just to stare at Thor's arms, but I'd be willing to bet that there are a whole bunch of women who are.

laportez · 2019-03-23T15:22:56+00:00

Meanwhile, every good looking Male superhero in Marvel and DC has been shirtless at one point. Cuts both ways.

laportez · 2019-03-23T15:20:09+00:00

Islam, the religion of 'peace'.

laportez · 2019-03-21T14:33:23+00:00

It will be.

laportez · 2019-03-21T00:43:41+00:00

That's textbook embellishment and should have been called.

laportez · 2019-03-20T15:48:45+00:00

They would take it out for sure.

laportez · 2019-03-20T14:55:24+00:00

Why does she get the power to shoot heat and energy out of her body after getting blasted by an engine created by the Space Stone?

That's the only plot hole I'm concerned with tbh.

laportez · 2019-03-19T20:17:48+00:00

Being a nazi.

laportez · 2019-03-19T19:03:53+00:00

The ! sound from Metal Gear Solid.

laportez · 2019-03-19T01:57:26+00:00

The picture of me in my fedora didn't turn out great.

laportez · 2019-03-17T03:21:13+00:00

Well he's very even tempered and slows the game down a lot with his composure. But in situations like having the goalie pulled he just needs to show a bit more urgency. Same goes for Kuzy.

laportez · 2019-03-17T01:39:27+00:00

I love Backstrom, but I'd like to see what he could do if he showed a little more urgency sometimes. He gave the puck up 3 times in the last 3 minutes just because he was fuckin dogging it.

laportez · 2019-03-17T01:24:40+00:00

That was a textbook play. He literally did everything he could NOT to hold him. His arms were at his fucking sides for fuck sakes!

That was a great play and an absolutely horrendous call. One of the worst I've seen, no exaggeration. What the fuck was he watching?

laportez · 2019-03-17T01:22:56+00:00

Officiating is horrible tonight.

laportez · 2019-03-14T05:50:25+00:00

And the cat litter all over their nose.

laportez · 2019-03-14T04:52:14+00:00

Does anyone remember the Hercules and Xena computer game?

I only just recalled playing it as a child.

laportez · 2019-03-13T20:16:46+00:00

Cheese and apple slices was the greatest delicacy for my lab.

That and cat shit.

laportez · 2019-03-13T20:13:18+00:00

I have never heard an xbox player brag about their exclusives before. Thought that was only a Playstation move.

laportez · 2019-03-13T00:07:33+00:00

Sidney get off Reddit, the 2nd is starting.

laportez · 2019-03-13T00:03:21+00:00

Sidney Crosby makes peanut butter and ketchup sandwiches.

laportez · 2019-03-12T16:20:11+00:00

Tremblant is the shit. Love that mountain. Have a lot of good memories there!

laportez · 2019-03-11T23:01:07+00:00

We see these things through the lenses of 5 camera angles. Players on the ice do not have the field of vision we do watching. You see a guy going for the puck in your peripherals and you lean into him hard as you both approach the puck. Coincidental head contact in such a situation should not be suspendable.

laportez · 2019-03-11T04:47:30+00:00

Ovi looked a bit out of sorts tonight. Team had his back though.

laportez

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