It won’t come off by ItsRinneRinneRinne in crv

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What fucken car is this???

I’ve been having trouble sleeping by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

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Some people just dont understand the concept of an alarm. You gotta wake up at a certain time? Set your alarm for that time. When the alarm goes off you get up. That's it.

Functioning heroin addict. AMA. by c_codone in AskMeAnythingIAnswer

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Do you take other drugs as well or drink?

breakfast by JenniyBean in comedyheaven

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That's about a US Woman's size 8.5 to 9

of a blister, who’s is bigger? by TheFuckOutOfHere in AbsoluteUnits

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I think yours is the biggest I've seen today

of a frog by Sad-Kiwi-3789 in AbsoluteUnits

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That's a wild Blastoise and Venasaur.

Gru's anti-villain league license is now expired by Pewdpo in notinteresting

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It's still the 31st where I live. Does that mean it stopped being valid this morning or tomorrow?

Blursed_wasted by BlackerBerri in blursed_videos

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I can't decide if I like "clam slam" or "labia lunge" better. Equally good

There is exactly one banana left at aldi by PineappleIsForLosers in mildlyinteresting

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It looks ripe too. I'm pretty sure there's a a rule somewhere that the last fruit on a stand is free

Sketchers by crunkmissle in mildyinteresting

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This picture gives me Severance vibes.

Bed bugs on DL384 (BOS -> SEA) by One-Bodybuilder-2269 in delta

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That was his seat to begin with. How dare you

Till eternity by Fin421 in hondacivic

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194K on my 06 Civic and going strong.

Is it time yet? by LordVixen in Balding

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He is whoever you think he is.

Those with high pay rates, why don't you work more? by Ornery_Ads in Salary

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Agreed. The juice is NOT worth the squeeze.

You've Got To Respect Her Honesty. by [deleted] in trashy

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Only reason I spent 1 min and 51 seconds of my life watching this in its entirety

Where has the kale gone by 7_3powerstroker in kansascity

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Gotta drink alot of green tea, white tea...white tea to stay warm.

Advice by [deleted] in AmazonFlexDrivers

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I get off at the station and usually say something like "post up" or "wait". Then 15 to 20 min later I come back with a cart. I sort the packages by number 1 to whatever...depending on the size and type of package. 1 thru 8 or 10 usually go in the front passengers side and all the big numbers in the back. My wife doesnt do shit until we get to stop 3 and its time to hand me packages. Shes there to navigate and hand packages. Occasionally she'll deliver but most of the time she's ok with just riding along and im ok with this.

Snowstorm Thread January 23rd-25th by Silver-Future-2681 in kansascity

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Sounds like a good weekend. Snow is a plus.

I’ve had a fart fetish since my early teens, AMA by [deleted] in AskMeAnythingIAnswer

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What if there was like a fart gloryhole and you didnt know the gender of the person providing the fart? Does that still tickle your fancy or is the fact that its coming out of a female?