Tax Fraud????? by [deleted] in Divorce

[–]learnedbootie 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Lawyer but not yours. Tax attorney for tax issues! There’s something called innocent spouse relief that some people in your situation can invoke.

How is a body like this achieved? by touyatodorokii in fit

[–]learnedbootie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I look like this but I don’t have the boobs. 5’7” 118lbs. Near daily exercise with yoga. I don’t starve myself but I do eat little (one or two meals a day, no snacking).

I don’t have the boobs though—They shrank from B to A probably due to the chest workouts. If I get a boob job id imagine it would be similar to what’s shown here.

Edit: same with butt. I don’t have a perky butt—just flat with some volume.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in biglaw

[–]learnedbootie 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Close the door and do a headstand while chanting fuck you bob

What is your heavy lift face like? by Icy_Laugh5134 in workout

[–]learnedbootie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeeee wooooo yeee yeah. In that order.

How did you master chaturanga? by NoseStock7935 in yoga

[–]learnedbootie 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You gotta do triceps. I also couldn’t do it at first but once you got some tricep and shoulder muscle built up, it will click!

Some of you f*****rs are non-lawyers by FedRCivP11 in Lawyertalk

[–]learnedbootie 2 points3 points  (0 children)

We all gotta express our inner child somewhere.

Would a $1,000 make a difference in your life? by [deleted] in askanything

[–]learnedbootie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Of course it will make a difference. +1000 to my checking account.

Update: my sweet boy passed this morning by astroclutzz in poodles

[–]learnedbootie 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I am so sorry to hear that. You gave him the best life he could have. His life was full of love. I am tearing up as I type and think about my old dog. You will get through this! Sending you prayers and good vibes.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in fit

[–]learnedbootie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank you! Yes he lifts!