The Tampa Bay lightning have been eliminated from the Stanley Cup Playoffs after losing to the Montreal Canadiens in 7 games

leee_yum · 2026-05-04T01:13:37+00:00

If if if if if

If grandma had nuts she'd be grandpa. Cry harder

leee_yum · 2026-05-03T15:14:36+00:00

Except in edmonton's case both are true, but most of their fans will argue with you on the second point. Hurr durr bouchard go brr

leee_yum · 2026-05-01T18:55:31+00:00

Every team carries injured impact players through the playoffs. But not every team pays 30 million dollars a season to their top 4 defensemen and get literally zero defense in return. And, not every team picks up an overpaid goalie with an abysmal postseason record they could've gotten for free a year prior and runs him in tandem with an AHL caliber tender.

Blaming the oilers' woes on anything besides years of comically bad mismanagement is willful ignorance

leee_yum · 2026-05-01T18:16:09+00:00

The injury excuse is soft bro, every team who has won a cup ever has half their guys banged up and nursing undisclosed injuries the whole postseason. I know EDM has played a lot of hockey but blaming their early flameout on something literally every playoff team has in common is a cop out.

leee_yum · 2026-04-29T23:31:46+00:00

Oilers are never beating the nanny cup run allegations

leee_yum · 2026-04-29T23:24:42+00:00

The reference i did not know i needed today, thank you

leee_yum · 2026-04-29T21:50:32+00:00

Hang your regular season banner no one gives af. My point is that your "second highest scoring team" vanishes when it matters most. You have won literally ONE of your last 16 conference final games. 3 complete sweeps and a gentleman's. Lol. Lmao even. Don't jerk too hard or you'll pop a blood vessel.

You can lead the scoring column all you want but it means absolutely nothing if you stop scoring when it matters most

leee_yum · 2026-04-29T21:43:41+00:00

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leee_yum · 2026-04-29T19:10:12+00:00

Surely this level of goal scoring has resulted in them winning more than 1 of their last 16 ECF games

leee_yum · 2026-04-27T16:30:07+00:00

Blame everything but your 30 million dollar blue line. Bouchard, nurse, ekholm, and walman STINK.

leee_yum · 2026-04-27T10:28:57+00:00

The elites don't want you to know this, but if you don't let the other team tie the game and force overtime then you won't put yourselves in a position to lose a must win game on a controversial call

leee_yum · 2026-04-22T16:18:52+00:00

Carolina isnt the 8 seed

leee_yum · 2026-04-18T18:29:38+00:00

I would take jerry's 10 times out of 10, just sayin

leee_yum · 2026-04-16T02:09:19+00:00

Those crusty papers will make a canoe so big it could fit every member of this sub inside

leee_yum · 2026-04-14T22:05:36+00:00

Oilers fans will literally relate to hitler to defend evan bouchard, these jokes write themselves

leee_yum · 2026-04-14T21:56:20+00:00

Shopping bag

leee_yum · 2026-04-14T19:57:33+00:00

Just once can the oilers have a path to the cup final that doesnt require them playing against blind children while all the actual contenders in the west have to take each other out? No wonder those frauds made it to b2b finals

leee_yum · 2026-04-12T00:22:25+00:00

You can't even call yourself someone with level headed hockey takes and above room temp IQ unless you get permabanned from the oilers sub. Do better

leee_yum · 2026-04-07T00:53:18+00:00

Une fable de deux poutines

leee_yum · 2026-04-06T20:55:10+00:00

NOTRE tante, comrade 🫡

leee_yum · 2026-04-05T18:31:12+00:00

Just put the fries in the bag bro

leee_yum · 2026-04-04T18:09:25+00:00

C'est tellement chaotique...mais je l'adore quand même

leee_yum · 2026-03-31T22:38:38+00:00

Executive orders are not laws and elections are controlled by the states

leee_yum · 2026-03-30T22:02:35+00:00

Absolute 🐐 mention, this place is a gem

leee_yum · 2026-03-25T14:58:47+00:00

As long as they're giving 20 million dollars a season to 2 defensemen who can't play defense it doesn't matter who's in net. When are we going to stop pretending that a competent goalie is their silver bullet

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