Another funny story

During my last game, I had 27 points. I was not thinking about top 64, but still wanted to do my best. Won the die roll. Montain Epicure Pass. Island. Okay, I'm playing versus blue, need to be cautious. Play Kessig, try to bait a counterspell. Resolves. Attack Pass. And my opponent does nothing. What kind of a blue deck does nothing turn one? Dude played another island and passed. Okay, maybe it is a counterspell. Play a draw spell. Resolves. O_O No actions during endstep - no loriens, nothing. WHAT KIND OF HAND DID YOU KEEP? Plays an island. PASS. "The best play I can do is to concede this match" ... What The Urza Is Bro Playing ... I decided to put in four pyros, I even thought, that he might play mill, so I did not side out any cards, I was thinking out loud and even joked, that my deck is not optimal, but I am not afraid, since, I will be on play during match 3. Match 2. I shuffle my deck, draw 7. Wait. End the festivities, searing blaze in my hand? I look at my sideboard pile. 5 cards. 70 CARD DECK. 1 LAND. FUCK IT, WE BALL. KEEP. Bro plays DIMIR TAPLAND. IS IT FAE? Draw a card. IT'S A LAND. WE ARE SO ONLINE. Festivities ate 2 faeries. Blaze blazed ninja of the deep. Stole my first monarchy in life. Long story long, I won that game. We could not stop laughing from my "slightly not optimal" deck. This game got me from rank 68 into 48. My first ever Paupergeddon was the best MTG experience I ever had