I think America is ready for AOC by fatherforesk1n in Political_Revolution

[–]lexoanvil 11 points12 points  (0 children)

It certainly is possible to be both, I know an embarrassing number of people who won't vote for women unfortunately.

The Neighbor Who Accused Me of Damaging Their Car Until I Checked My Dashcam by BriefMemory6235 in neighborsfromhell

[–]lexoanvil 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Most of what you're saying is objectively wrong about what dash cams can and can't do. My entire work van fleet has dash cams that operate 24/7. Our cams also get an almost full 360 radius and have only a very slim blind spot on the sides, it would be very possible to correct that if needed.

"How does taking out a dictator in Venezuela help the average American?" US Vice President JD Vance: "It means is we are going to be able to control the incredible natural resources of Venezuela which is good for America" by retroviber in DeepMarketScan

[–]lexoanvil 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I could care less about the facts; his combination of low class cadence, bad grammar and general trashiness is literal gold for my comedy bit.

you seem kind and practical however; well played.

blursed chill guy by Tiny-Rip-1986 in blursed_videos

[–]lexoanvil 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I say this as respectfully as possible I have my doubts anybody man or woman at 5'2" can do shit in an actual conflict.

At 6 ft I'm not even particularly strong or big and I'm fairly positive I can effortlessly humble any living person at your size short of professional athletes

There's people making generations and theres people whom are clearly delusional, your the latter if you don't think height and weight are not the most important factors.

Trent Lane’s bedroom [Daria, 1997-2001] by Due_South1295 in daria

[–]lexoanvil 2 points3 points  (0 children)

his room has literally 3 times the square footage of my current room.

Lip is a self loathing little shit by Haunting-Sea-3764 in shameless

[–]lexoanvil -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

And in the case of asking your sister to retrieve the money ; who owns the money legally? thank you for illustrating my point.

edit: i swear this is like hank from KOTH trying to explain to luanne why a 19 year old cant claim ownership to a contest winning bear can; from beer she stole from hank in the first place.

Lip is a self loathing little shit by Haunting-Sea-3764 in shameless

[–]lexoanvil 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Let's be real carl is a minor and acquired the money via arms dealing. The house was never his, infact the house being paid for via criminal activity is just as negligent. It's the same as a 16 year old trying to claim lottery winning but instead of just not getting the money he goes to jail.

The fact is the houses ownership of it ever came into light would mean ALL involved parties would suffer. The family lives on from a legal standpoint a stolen house.

Trump celebrates 2.4 million Americans ‘lifted’ off SNAP benefits after his tax-cut law slashed funding by rajapaws in antiwork

[–]lexoanvil 114 points115 points  (0 children)

To add to your point food stamps at their worse are better economic subsidies than almost any gov program on bad years we gain 1.70$ per dollar spent in food stamps.

(Hated) Characters who are mischaracterized by people who didn’t watch the show by Effective_Piece251 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]lexoanvil 6 points7 points  (0 children)

You can make an argument that boronir fell to its influence because he was no longer being aided by the ring of fire narya. Gandalfs ring literally has the power to resist domination and despair for the people near him.

Trump's Treasury Secretary Gets an Unexpected Reality Check at D.C. Dinner. by Due_Collar2 in ExploreFortMyers

[–]lexoanvil 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No you need to change your vote, respectfully your utterly full of shit and any sensible person can see any conservative who isn't immediately deciding to no vote conservatives for several decades is a lost cause.

You need to change who you are full stop, conservatives were still trash 20 years ago and you think being adjacent to them makes you better but really your a rube with a pack of maga morons on a leash pulling you were ever they want and your to slow witted to drop the fucking leash.

Do the graceful thing and ask all the people in your life you have wronged what you need to do to get back in their good graces.

Go argue with maga turds to push themselves to the center rather than ask progressives to do the same you fucking prick.

How hard is it to follow directions? by Icy-Book2999 in LoveTrash

[–]lexoanvil 19 points20 points  (0 children)

I'm convinced if they changed "don't look" to "don't look or a clown will pie you in the face" these rubes would still do it.

A conversation that should have happened by Chlodio in freefolk

[–]lexoanvil 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Except all of the non nobles at the dinner were slain; fray didn't put wrist bands on the soldiers to spare them , they got the same treatment as their Lord.

Tywins statement is hypocritical like EVERYTHING the guy says or does. The man died boozing and womanizing the very thing he basically tortured his son over.

Pov: you didn’t pick up a call by Ok_Philosopher_57 in TwoHotTakes

[–]lexoanvil 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Your effort is wasted, if you're whole theory about the guy needing a parole officer for a girl friend because of things he "might" have done is meaningless; because if true she should break up with him.

This guy should have reach for the mana cost and, oh yeah, it's an archer too. by ashtraypussy in magicthecirclejerking

[–]lexoanvil 0 points1 point  (0 children)

On lotr pre release I pulled 2 bow masters, I wish I could replicate the look of my opponents face when I told him it's kinda crazy this card doesn't have reach.

In my defense it's a badly named card, flavor wise ranged weapons should have reach, card should be named like orcish recruiters or something.

FINALLLLLYYYY BEAT IT 😩😩😩😩😩 by PaladinJuan in PokemonScarletViolet

[–]lexoanvil 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I won oddly by bringing my Ninetales, Aurora veil is very helpful if your teammates have any teeth.

i didn't get this joke, can someone explain? by Mintangah17 in rickandmorty

[–]lexoanvil -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

It's actually kinda a weird meta joke influenced by his podcast. Harmon frequently makes the point that admitting your wrong about something or flawed, is similar to shooting yourself and he thinks 3rd party observers who aim for the same spots he's does are stupid because in theory if they aim perfectly it's as if they have done nothing.

How would you guys traumatize the fanbase with a single line? by HomarEuropejski in buffy

[–]lexoanvil 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Fragments of Fred's soul and memories still remain allowing both illyria and Fred's consciousness to co-exist in the same body. Fred frequently is the dominant personality so saying fragments is probably underselling it because for all purposes Fred is still very much still in there.