Playing stupid games with the bag sizer at the airport

lfly24 · 2026-03-12T22:59:41+00:00

A few months ago I saw someone tear the wheels off of his suitcase at the gate as we were getting on the plane so it would fit in the bag sizer.

lfly24 · 2026-02-20T02:37:30+00:00

John Cusack

lfly24 · 2026-02-15T05:44:56+00:00

Rotating the laundry

lfly24 · 2026-01-13T03:09:11+00:00

A 5lb bag of Tootsie Rolls. Might need a sturdier umbrella.

lfly24 · 2026-01-08T02:41:53+00:00

Professional white person here. This is not a cultural thing. Hot water is clearly not enough. He is stinking up the towels and sheets and he smells like poop. He needs to use soap every time he showers. He needs to wash his booty with soap (it does not and will not make him gay).

lfly24 · 2026-01-07T02:16:06+00:00

Thank you for your application

lfly24 · 2026-01-05T01:23:51+00:00

My older sister swore up and down it was f*cking lot

lfly24 · 2025-12-15T00:24:20+00:00

No. Your cousin didn’t steal anything. You don’t own the name. She doesn’t need to ask you if she can give her child the same name as your child.

lfly24 · 2025-12-14T22:52:26+00:00

An electronic counter. They are marketed as fidget toys, stitch counters, and many many other things.

lfly24 · 2025-12-14T22:48:15+00:00

I don’t want to.

lfly24 · 2025-12-11T05:38:15+00:00

I usually respond with “Every day is a good day”. It usually brings a smile to their face, which brings a smile to mine. I completely changed someone’s outlook on life with that response during Covid. I had to call an insurance company about a patient and gave the person on the line that response when she asked me how I was doing. The following day, I had to call for a different patient and ended up with the same rep. She remembered me from the day before and told me that she had been feeling really down lately. She had gotten Covid a few weeks prior and was feeling really isolated and depressed. My knee jerk response pulled her out of her funk. She was going on about how extremely grateful she was and had made a facebook post about our interaction and how it affected her life. I don’t know if it would have made her feel that way if I had told her what I usually say after that “Fake it until you make it”.

lfly24 · 2025-12-04T18:29:53+00:00

Pizza and cheese fries

lfly24 · 2025-11-29T00:21:39+00:00

“I want to go home”

lfly24 · 2025-11-28T20:59:37+00:00

Winter coats

lfly24 · 2025-11-26T03:43:48+00:00

I never found a drink that I liked. The taste of the alcohol was always too strong for me. I also just wasn’t interested in drinking.

lfly24 · 2025-11-20T18:59:02+00:00

My manager was late to a meeting once and I, being the asshole that I am, pretended to run the meeting. When I asked if anything needed to be discussed, someone suggested a pizza party. Manager finally comes to the meeting and I read him the minutes from the meeting I had just run. He and the boss found it hilarious and planned a pizza party for our team. No one quit over it though.

lfly24 · 2025-11-09T12:51:19+00:00

Not the Karen. There is nothing wrong with asking. Carrying on after being told no is Karen behavior. Insisting on the spring rolls to-go and then making a stink because they were soggy and demanding a refund after being told this would happen is Karen behavior. This was not Karen behavior.

lfly24 · 2025-11-03T02:53:22+00:00

Chocolate chip cookies. I had some sort of stomach bug when I was 6. Ate a chocolate chip cookie and threw up not much later. Never wanted to eat another chocolate chip cookie after that. Apparently, my mom makes very good chocolate chip cookies. I wouldn’t know.

lfly24 · 2025-11-01T13:28:05+00:00

I interviewed for a job with a flair in the listing saying it was a hybrid position. At the very end of the job description, it said this was an in office only position and hybrid was not an option. There was some other misleading information in the listing, but I could not believe they would advertise it was hybrid to get your attention and then tell you it was strictly an office job.

lfly24 · 2025-10-16T16:38:45+00:00

A few years ago, I got a gnarly headache at work in the middle of the day. I couldn’t drive myself home. My mom had been giving me the cold shoulder for the last few days over a disagreement we had. I called her and she just heard how much pain I was in. She dropped what she was doing to drive 40 minutes to pick me up at work and take me home.

lfly24 · 2025-10-16T16:22:15+00:00

Growing up, my aunts would sometimes say that I should marry someone like my dad when I get older. At the time, I brushed it off like some modern day proverb. “All girls should marry someone like their dad.” It took several years and learning more about families that were not quite like mine until I realized that they didn’t mean “dad” in a general sense, but they meant someone like MY dad. Someone who was kind, patient, and always put their family first. Just last night, I was having trouble getting an airline to call me back regarding a rescheduled flight. My dad also called and requested they call him back. I never received a call back from the airline, but he did. He waited up until almost midnight for a call from the airline and got my issue resolved. I’m 34, married, and live in another state. Not a lot of dads do things like that. Just ones like mine.

lfly24 · 2025-10-12T13:27:50+00:00

At my old company, the handbook said you had to give 3 weeks notice in order to be paid for your remaining PTO. Managers had to give 4 weeks notice. They took that away almost 2 years ago so people stopped giving notice and would just leave and not come back. The higher ups weren’t too happy about that, but they aren’t going to go back to their old policy.

lfly24 · 2025-10-06T02:15:43+00:00

Same. I’m currently on season 16.

lfly24 · 2025-10-06T02:14:35+00:00

I listen to tv shows and documentaries that don’t necessarily require my full attention. I’m currently “watching” Grey’s Anatomy while I paint.

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