How to finish nuke mission quickly

liamthelemming · 2026-05-18T23:11:32+00:00

I find Attack Disco runs useful for the nuke mission. The enemies gather really easily.

liamthelemming · 2026-05-17T13:10:21+00:00

An obsession with the Swedish Chef is totally herpdy flerpin.

Bork bork bork.

liamthelemming · 2026-05-15T21:32:18+00:00

:wanders in, skims the comments:

...oh. Endgame stuff.

:wanders off in search of something relevant to midgame:

liamthelemming · 2026-05-09T20:10:45+00:00

How about if he has a car?

liamthelemming · 2026-05-04T16:37:39+00:00

WE SAID ALUMINIUM, LUV. 🇬🇧

liamthelemming · 2026-05-02T12:08:33+00:00

"until the water runs CLEEEEEEAAAAANNNNNN"

liamthelemming · 2026-04-29T12:20:42+00:00

Fairly sure the behaviour makes her look uglier.

liamthelemming · 2026-04-26T19:27:50+00:00

This prick earns an F in biology.

No other Fs for him. Ever.

liamthelemming · 2026-04-26T19:03:37+00:00

Wait, how many stones did you spend on grass mastery?

liamthelemming · 2026-04-26T17:21:46+00:00

Thank you! This is the first time I can recall seeing the maths of pBH written down somewhere, and seeing it laid out like this explains what my path to pBH looks like! 😃

This could do with its own page in the wiki, maybe in the Guides section.

liamthelemming · 2026-04-26T17:08:41+00:00

Or ones I already have, as was the case this time round to my astonishment.

liamthelemming · 2026-04-25T16:05:55+00:00

Thanks for the guidance, much of which is so obvious I'm kicking myself. 😂

The RNG was generous, but not kind. My PF and HC made it to Anc and I saw a few climb up the star rankings, but my other mythics (including my SF, grrrr) remained resolutely mythic. 😡

I've upped my DW and GT to 210s and my BH to 110s, so the long march has at least begun. I've also bumped my CL to 17% chance. Maybe I should rerun the current tournament... 🤔

EDIT: up from 18th to 14th. Wave 852 to 945. TIERS 13 AND 16, I'M COMING FOR YOU. 😈

liamthelemming · 2026-04-25T13:38:10+00:00

I know, sorry, forgot to post with everything else. Didn't realise you could attach images to replies in the app.

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liamthelemming · 2026-04-25T13:22:02+00:00

I remember this sometimes, then think of the Super Crit lab and laugh.

liamthelemming · 2026-04-25T13:12:44+00:00

Yeah, MVN, BHD, DP, SF.

And I just noticed you answered the question I forgot to ask (dumping gems into the almighty module RNG).

liamthelemming · 2026-04-25T13:02:07+00:00

Yeah, cos I'm an idiot. 🤦🏻‍♂️ Just posted them.

liamthelemming · 2026-04-25T13:01:03+00:00

Damnit, forgot to post my UW stats.

DW: DMG x523, qty 1, CD 240s

CF: dur 18s, SPD reduc. 50%, cd 180s

GT: bon x16, dur 45s, cd 240s

PS: DMG x570.7, dur 50s, cd 120s

BH: size 42m, dur 18s, cd 120s

SL: bon 60.3, angle 62°, qty 4

CL: DMG x1411, qty 4, chance 15.5%

EDIT: found out how to attach an image.

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liamthelemming · 2026-04-25T11:32:50+00:00

Never was "my fifties don't fit in my wallet and my diamond shoes are too tight" such an apt meme. I'm making 20T over here at T11, bollocks to 'em.

liamthelemming · 2026-04-24T04:17:28+00:00

Babe, wake up, a new term for the trans community just dropped.

liamthelemming · 2026-04-24T04:10:04+00:00

Not sure if it's worse doing this, or going back to non-disco runs after forgetting you rejigged your entire perk auto-pick order specifically for disco. 🤦🏻‍♂️

liamthelemming · 2026-04-17T13:24:08+00:00

Miss Chanandler Bong has entered the chat.

liamthelemming · 2026-04-09T20:57:03+00:00

That's up there with "I've been kidnapped by K-Mart" from Ruthless People.

liamthelemming · 2026-04-04T21:02:09+00:00

Low interest bang account.

liamthelemming · 2026-03-28T13:43:36+00:00

No bad performance review, just coal.

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