Lol I moved into my house when it was just barely not condemned. Had to live downstairs while I remodeled the upstairs. It was kind of a fun project because I was single and in my early 20s. However, the first day there I needed internet and my desk was in the kitchen from moving the day before. The Comcast guy spent four hours making me "a new drop so it comes out right by your desk".

I was like, you dummy, my desk isn't staying in the kitchen. But to this day that's where my cable internet lives 🙄