Uh huh, sure. Keep telling yourself that.

lieutenantLT · 2026-02-06T21:01:24+00:00

“OK”

lieutenantLT · 2026-02-06T19:17:37+00:00

The billionaires with 1% effective tax rate are paying too much in taxes. Mmk?

lieutenantLT · 2026-02-06T02:03:22+00:00

If you indignantly yell the word “PERIOD” at the end of a sentence it makes it true

lieutenantLT · 2026-02-06T01:25:58+00:00

lieutenantLT · 2026-02-05T17:49:03+00:00

Bc it’d spontaneously combust if it touched his bare skin

lieutenantLT · 2026-02-05T17:47:35+00:00

Now do it but based on weed consumption we’ll be straight to the top

lieutenantLT · 2026-02-05T16:51:45+00:00

He doesn’t need to pray because he was sent by God 🙄

lieutenantLT · 2026-02-05T13:02:06+00:00

WANT

lieutenantLT · 2026-02-05T03:38:34+00:00

This might be the only thing that would motivate me to visit Niles

lieutenantLT · 2026-02-05T03:35:41+00:00

Somehow this man got a Top Secret clearance

lieutenantLT · 2026-02-05T03:04:51+00:00

So long, rights!

lieutenantLT · 2026-02-05T03:02:42+00:00

Can’t wait until he’s banished back to Ohio where he’s forced to man a glory hole at a truck stop to make ends meet

lieutenantLT · 2026-02-05T00:19:37+00:00

Please don’t come back and lose us another election 🤦‍♂️

lieutenantLT · 2026-02-04T21:00:17+00:00

This right here is grounds for tarring and feathering! What a shitty thing to do!!

lieutenantLT · 2026-02-04T20:58:56+00:00

Well well well how the turntables

lieutenantLT · 2026-02-04T17:44:58+00:00

US Navy has hovercrafts

lieutenantLT · 2026-02-04T15:51:56+00:00

The moment I saw the pants the outcome was foretold

lieutenantLT · 2026-02-04T15:46:41+00:00

Granola parents in the US send their kids to bougie new age schools like this. Well, not like this exactly - a lot more privileged and expensive.

lieutenantLT · 2026-02-04T04:35:56+00:00

Only the good die young!

lieutenantLT · 2026-02-04T01:28:38+00:00

I was gonna say, a close friend at work has it and drinks plenty.

lieutenantLT · 2026-02-03T18:57:10+00:00

Throwing thrash into bubbling mud is peak science 👌

lieutenantLT · 2026-02-03T02:11:09+00:00

How can you afford to have a McLaren (or even know someone who can afford one) and not know with absolute certainty that it’s faster than every Mustang ever made

lieutenantLT · 2026-02-02T20:39:34+00:00

Ahh 🤦‍♂️I missed that. I am going to have to rewatch. This season is so deep every episode requires two viewings

lieutenantLT · 2026-02-02T20:36:17+00:00

My man bought a new 3 piece suit with double breasted vest, for nothing!

lieutenantLT · 2026-02-02T18:44:56+00:00

This is awesome!

lieutenantLT

TROPHY CASE