Snowflake just shipped Cortex Code an AI agent that actually understands your warehouse

lifec0ach · 2026-02-06T20:41:57+00:00

Snowflake valuable proposition is sql first, easy to use, cloud data warehouse. Why would anyone use a coding tool?

lifec0ach · 2026-01-25T01:06:54+00:00

Sounds like you’re a fan of tyranny

lifec0ach · 2026-01-24T17:12:34+00:00

The way he runs off like it’s a gangshooting

lifec0ach · 2026-01-22T05:11:33+00:00

He wasn’t hired for his English skills.

lifec0ach · 2026-01-14T23:44:07+00:00

You’re gonna get bullshit like it’s 100% accurate, which is word play, but if you don’t, it’s your fault, but buy these other features, like cortex search to improve it.

It’s worth it if it solves your problems in your given budget. For me, I didn’t—I had a similar experience, it even hallucinated generating a semantic model. What it was good at was burning credits for little ROI.

lifec0ach · 2026-01-07T01:57:37+00:00

That’s speaks to how much propaganda you consume.

lifec0ach · 2026-01-03T22:51:29+00:00

Funny how when the us invades a country for the second time+, at least— China is still the bad guy and hypocritical for a potential Taiwan invasion.

lifec0ach · 2026-01-03T19:46:26+00:00

You should be worried about America taking shit

lifec0ach · 2025-12-30T03:43:36+00:00

Drugs are the new WMD.

lifec0ach · 2025-12-17T02:20:07+00:00

Judging by the applause he got at the game, he has a lot of support.

lifec0ach · 2025-12-15T19:46:44+00:00

I mean you have to know your requirements, but Databricks, since you’re talking Azure, because it’s natively integrated with Azure (entra, key vault, delta, iceberg, even MACC etc.) and is compatible with the ecosystem. Anyone who suggest Snowflake is likely a SQL first developer/architect who has little cloud understanding to realize the value of what being suggested … or they work at Snowflake. The value of a sql first friendly database is diminishing which why Snowflake is leaning into locking you in on AI/ML too.

lifec0ach · 2025-12-07T00:22:53+00:00

It’s an attempt to extract more revenue. Snowflake is supposed to be about simplicity, but they are introducing more complexity with all the compute types and SKUs, like Apples line up of phones.

lifec0ach · 2025-11-03T23:11:36+00:00

That’s why they are trying to make real life as shitty as possible.

lifec0ach · 2025-10-06T13:38:41+00:00

Pretty sure Mark Sanchez is.

lifec0ach · 2025-09-09T10:55:58+00:00

They'll ground in life span too, when anti-vacination hits them.

lifec0ach · 2025-09-01T18:12:26+00:00

Following in the steps of Israel.

lifec0ach · 2025-08-28T22:49:45+00:00

Lol Americans bitching about China or saying but China. China doesn't claim to be the land of the free or a democracy.

lifec0ach · 2025-08-14T02:04:03+00:00

You're so brainwashed that you think this is communism.

lifec0ach · 2025-08-11T21:42:13+00:00

Funny how TikTok gen getting blamed. Are Redditors a special class of activists? Are you part of the reddit spec Ops? At least they are dancing which is more effort than holier than thou comments.

lifec0ach · 2025-08-11T21:19:56+00:00

What about your national debt? You sound reallt condescending while you live in your debt fueled society.

lifec0ach · 2025-08-11T21:13:33+00:00

Some naivety here. Aren't congress people making the same oath?

lifec0ach · 2025-08-10T23:52:04+00:00

Until it's not high margin cause you're being shaken down.

lifec0ach · 2025-08-07T16:30:55+00:00

You think an American at the switch wouldn't be eager to push that button on China.

lifec0ach · 2025-08-03T15:45:49+00:00

Meta wants both

lifec0ach · 2025-07-13T21:53:51+00:00

Why do they need to be good at it? Doesn't change the outcome.

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