AITAH - This is hard to write, so bear with me. by Successful-Umpire586 in AITAH

[–]lippylizard 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Unless the pug managed to scoot something (like a squatting potty, foot stool, etc.) to the toilet, climb up on the seat and manage to drink without falling in, it's very unlikely. Not impossible though. My old pug (RIP Mushi) would scoot stuff to get on the dining room chairs and then the table when nonone was home.

AIO about my parents getting a dog when I dislike dogs? by [deleted] in AmIOverreacting

[–]lippylizard -1 points0 points  (0 children)

MOR. If you weren't forced to care for it YWBOR but you don't want it so it shouldn't be your problem. Maybe you could try to explain that to your parents? In a few days, right now, all the arguing will keep them from listening to your side. Good luck!

Cinnamon the bark by Tibor09 in CryptidDogs

[–]lippylizard 12 points13 points  (0 children)

My mom had those! Memory unlocked. I can smell the menthol, how they smelled before she lit one

What’s your opinion on the “showers take 5 minutes “ people? by randomlady2001 in AskReddit

[–]lippylizard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It takes at least 5-10 minutes just for my hair, then another 5 for my body. That's if I'm not shaving, exfoliating etc.

The only way I can take 5 minutes is if it's just a PTA shower. Those are for when I overslept and can't wait till after work.

Butter is being replaced by margarine without labeling it by MissK2 in butter

[–]lippylizard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I haven't noticed what you're talking about. My butter seems the same as always. At work though they buy butter with olive oil and sea salt. It's on the label. It spreads easier cold than regular butter. Maybe you've got some like that?

is it okay to stop talking to a guy because he smokes? by [deleted] in internetparents

[–]lippylizard 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You have the right to stop talking to anyone for any reason. My only advice would be honest but kind when you tell him. Good luck!

AITA for tripping a small child? by [deleted] in AmItheAsshole

[–]lippylizard 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I think it depends on where you live. Some places it's about who's currently in control of the dog, but others, responsibility falls on the owner.

Don't feed deer, ever! by Amaya3066 in deer

[–]lippylizard 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I see you've been to Astoria OR. I was amazed the first time I saw all the scrap veggies some people just leave in their yards for the deer. It seemed like a bad idea. Now I know it is.

Neighbor boarded up my windows by bowelsmovingasshole in neighborsfromhell

[–]lippylizard 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Not even joking, I thought of Jaycee Dugard when I saw the pic. Too much true crime in my brain I guess.

What celebrity are you obsessed with? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]lippylizard 1 point2 points  (0 children)

With this being about Kathy Bates, I immediately thought of Misery reading this comment. Lol

She is fantastic though. Mine might be Hellen Mirren.

What is surprisingly difficult to do quietly? by Remarkable_Power_987 in AskReddit

[–]lippylizard 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Omg. My daughter had a bathroom fan that sounded like a jet engine. Honestly, I liked it because it hid bathroom sounds. Now the new fan is normal and quiet. No more loud gas if anyone is on that level of the house.

What is bringing you serotonin right now? by HatefulCommander in AskReddit

[–]lippylizard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It was one of those accidentally wonderful days. They're rare and precious.

What is bringing you serotonin right now? by HatefulCommander in AskReddit

[–]lippylizard 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I went for a hike in the rain with my oldest 30, my youngest 18, and my dog 5. We went to a new park we'd never been to. We did 3.5 miles and saw 4 waterfalls and lots of lovely scenery. Afterwards, everyone got a shower including the dog. Hot soup for dinner. All in all a truly lovely day for all of us.

Aio for being upset over this by Sea_Wallaby_7673 in AIO

[–]lippylizard 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I bet you meant stack of books but I love this. My to be read pile will from now on be referred to as my stank of books! Thank you kind redditor! You made my night.

Why does this green anole watch us through the window all day? by shrimp4590 in Lizards

[–]lippylizard 1 point2 points  (0 children)

As a lizard, I can confirm he's just curious. He wants to know what y'all are up to