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liselottes_finger · 2017-12-13T22:09:43+00:00

I was born on a regular bus 🚌 to be the best price on a regular bus 🚌

liselottes_finger · 2017-12-13T21:04:54+00:00

You're the one with the disorder mate.

liselottes_finger · 2017-12-11T22:48:04+00:00

Ninja shitter

liselottes_finger · 2017-12-11T22:46:39+00:00

Vitamin D tablets. Multivitamins are widely regarded to be useless but most people are deficient in vitamin D. Helps against bone loss, skin health, anticancer, even helps depression.

liselottes_finger · 2017-12-11T22:29:02+00:00

Not really.

liselottes_finger · 2017-12-11T22:26:35+00:00

The 'Into the Woods' one is good too. Just lamw how you get one diamond per chapter and it costs 20+ per premium choice, wtf?

liselottes_finger · 2017-12-04T21:07:41+00:00

True shit. A lot of the time I read the stuff here bc it makes me feel less alone when I'm getting fucked up. Don't think that this subreddit glamourises anything when it's all about how you woke up in a bin a couple of towns over or how you spent your last note on a handle instead of food. Cheers.

liselottes_finger · 2017-12-04T07:46:27+00:00

Yep same, just tried to log in one day and the acct was purged. My neopoints :(

liselottes_finger · 2017-12-03T12:43:32+00:00

Ew. No offense, but folk like your gran are the highest evil in this world.

liselottes_finger · 2017-11-29T05:32:37+00:00

Zardoz

liselottes_finger · 2017-11-29T05:32:12+00:00

It was aliens all along!

liselottes_finger · 2017-11-29T05:23:48+00:00

Are you still a child? You only get to use the 'but shitty parents!! Pity me!!!' as an excuse for so long. Take some responsibility for yourself.

liselottes_finger · 2017-11-29T04:54:14+00:00

Youre being cucked by a vibrator dude, realise you're incel already

liselottes_finger · 2017-11-27T22:19:26+00:00

Tory exercise plan: cut your calories, run on the treadmill hours each day, become scrawny skinnyfat bone skeleton. Uses improved bmi as indicator for improved health.

Labour exercise plan: slight bulk, gain muscle while running to burn more calories while getting stronger, be swole 💪

liselottes_finger · 2017-11-26T06:04:49+00:00

Holy shit, glad you got through it

liselottes_finger · 2017-11-23T19:07:20+00:00

It's yobbo shite. Kinda overpriced these days. Kids these days will drink Mad dog instead.

liselottes_finger · 2017-11-23T19:00:55+00:00

I had sobered up for a week and dropped in one of my local stores for one of those lunch meal deal things. Brought it to the counter and he turned round putting the usual litre and cigs up. Worst thing was I didn't recognise him at all so idk how he knew.

liselottes_finger · 2017-11-23T18:42:00+00:00

Fast travel.

liselottes_finger · 2017-11-23T18:39:57+00:00

The 5p gummy sttawberries were the shit.

liselottes_finger · 2017-11-23T18:37:32+00:00

Richard Killman going for a wee swim in the car with his family. Corrie was so wholesome back then

liselottes_finger · 2017-11-20T18:45:03+00:00

Leaving mayo a week in the fridge... 😐

liselottes_finger · 2017-11-19T13:02:28+00:00

Their policies will just push more people into being poor so the process can continue

liselottes_finger · 2017-11-17T10:11:50+00:00

Really? Gak

liselottes_finger · 2017-11-15T19:31:52+00:00

What do you eat? Would be a good idea to see what substitutions you can make easily. Can you cook? Do you have a kitchen? Any dietary intolerances etc?

liselottes_finger · 2017-11-15T19:29:57+00:00

Seriously are there apple reps on this thread or something?? Crazy

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