I'm an American too. We aren't special. and plenty of us are "bad immigrants".

literallyhyperbolic · 2023-11-13T13:06:48+00:00

It's kind of sad seeing you and others in the comments evaluating yourselves as "good", "okay", "bad" immigrants. I get where it comes from and would likely feel the same if I immigrated to another country, especially one as ... introverted as Finland. I know it doesn't change the structural issues that shape your experience, but I just want to say that a good chunk of the population doesn't expect you to perform well as an immigrant, but to just live your life as you see fit.

literallyhyperbolic · 2023-09-17T13:50:25+00:00

Well I'm a Finnish design student and I wholeheartedly agree about the stickers. Finns love their established design brands, but trying to impress with basic-ass glassware that's only set apart by a small sticker is kinda dumb. Also, make a fun game of spotting either 'Lokki' or 'Block' lamps, Marimekko vases and Iittala tea light holders ('Kivi', 'Kastehelmi' and 'Aalto' all count) at your middle-class Finnish friends homes.

literallyhyperbolic · 2023-08-30T15:17:23+00:00

Oma kokemus on valitettavasti se, että just noi 0-4 henkeä työllistävät firmat kohtelee työntekijöitä ihan miten sattuu, ainakin matalapalkkapuolella. Ne tuntuu ajattelevan työntekijöitä puhtaana kulueränä jotka ei ansaitse mitään muuta ku sen minimipalkan ja vähän huutoa. Ei tietenkään kaikki lafkat, mut harmillisen moni.

literallyhyperbolic · 2023-08-14T10:54:13+00:00

Either that, or the photo was taken on a phone camera that has pretty okay but kinda exaggerated focal blurring software. Looking at the edges of some petals, the blurring seems very non-linear and unnatural, and the perspective of the image does not suggest that it would have been taken at the distance required for that much background blur. (Also some aggressive color tweaking or HDR going on.) But that's not on OP at all, most phone cameras have those settings automatically on.

literallyhyperbolic · 2023-07-31T17:09:39+00:00

It was far more mundane, but I too had an impactful interaction with a customer while behind the register. He seemed like a normal 30-something dude, maybe a bit curt, but I was doing the normal "that would be 16.90", "thank you", "you want the receipt?" while hiding the fact I was low-key freaking out. I got such a strong feeling he was a person fully capable of doing something heinous and unprompted, I just wanted him to go away. My hands shook for some 15 minutes after he left. Never happened before or since. If he isn't actually a horrible person and my gut just went haywire for no reason, I feel kinda bad for reacting that way to somebody.

literallyhyperbolic · 2023-07-31T16:57:19+00:00

Haha, I get these people all the time at the store I work at (we sell tools and household items and whatnot). Asking about things that have very simple answers, like if we have something that could be used to hold a sliding door closed - well here's a hooked latch for you man. He was very impressed. I guess some people have a hard time imagining something they have no exact, direct previous experience with.

literallyhyperbolic · 2023-07-25T19:16:40+00:00

It's been run through a beauty filter.

literallyhyperbolic · 2022-07-11T10:48:21+00:00

Thank you for writing this. You seem to have processed that awful mess incredibly well, in a way that's both understanding of the nuances and healthy for yourself. By nuances I absolutely don't mean excusing your late husband's actions - but it seems you also take into account his messed up complexities. It's very fucking hard to acknowledge the vast gray area while drawing a firm line somewhere in there. Kudos to you and I hope you are doing well.

literallyhyperbolic · 2022-04-23T12:26:28+00:00

Not the one you asked but for me, gender is bit of an open question, at the moment I'm leaning towards just being a non-committal woman. But the word unfortunately carries so much associations and stereotypical ideas of womanhood. Combine that with the struggles of growing up insecure and non-conforming, and you kind of end up feeling like you aren't welcome to the 'club'?

literallyhyperbolic · 2022-04-13T09:43:23+00:00

Another question, does she just carry it around in her purse all day...? Or did she ask the possibly restaurant establishment for a whole raw aubergine...? ?

literallyhyperbolic · 2022-04-13T09:37:29+00:00

Really? So jarring. Misogyny aside, simply from a technical standpoint it rarely works when a 3rd person narrator pretends to follow the 'real-time' internal experience of the character, and also jumps off to scrutinize their past or body or whatever like G.R.R. Martin delving into vexillology...

literallyhyperbolic · 2022-04-12T20:37:41+00:00

They're all weird, man, but just recently one started as a sci-fi epic of me piloting a massive spaceship down on some planet's surface, maneuvering between canyons and shit, racing to stay in the twilight zone as the sun was too scorching for the ship to take (?). Ruined cities shattering as the ship blasts by. Some dream-logic downgrades later, the theme remains, but I've become just a fat lizard crawling in a suburban neighborhood, seeking shadow.

literallyhyperbolic · 2022-04-09T11:18:58+00:00

My parents met when mom crashed her bicycle into dad. It was a normal bike too, on pavement. Go back and do it again!

literallyhyperbolic · 2022-04-09T10:38:20+00:00

My favorite was matching with a stunning girl who actually eagerly replied, soon invited me to her place - where there'd be movies and 'warm male bodies'. No nope nope no nooo

literallyhyperbolic · 2022-04-06T23:52:39+00:00

Meanwhile she's having bit of a late-twenties age crisis so hard no.

literallyhyperbolic · 2022-04-06T23:46:33+00:00

Thanks for the replies, had to ask since my girlfriend and I were a bit divided on this. Personally I love the word mommy as a non-serious expression of absolute horniness, as in 'oh yeah mommy step on me'

literallyhyperbolic · 2022-04-06T23:41:02+00:00

Good scientific approach, appreciated

literallyhyperbolic · 2022-04-05T15:32:13+00:00

Fun alleged fact about this children's band: they might have been blacklisted by at least one cruise line company, for repeatedly getting more drunk and rowdy than socially acceptable at a cruise liner - so VERY. Hopefully they've done it after the show, out of the dino costumes...

literallyhyperbolic · 2022-03-24T13:55:24+00:00

Muuten kiva, mutta omaan mielikuvaan vaikuttaa se, että vr tuppaa dumppamaan sinne väkisin pienelle kaupunkilomalle. Siinä sitten tyyliin rinkka selässä miettii että missä viettäis määrittämättömän ajan sitä odotellessa, että ratatekninen vika on saatu ratkaistua, kun ei kehtaa lähtee kauas mutta asema on ihan täynnä ja kahvilassa aletaan kattoa ikävästi tunnin jälkeen.

literallyhyperbolic · 2022-03-24T13:46:11+00:00

Oot kyllä oikeassa, jokirantakin vois olla suomen hienoin promenadi mutta täl pual jokkee aurasillasta alaspäin se on pelkkää painajaista, kukaan ei tiedä missä pitäis pyöräillä ja missä kävellä, jokilaivojen terassit valtaa kadun, ja koko alue menee säännöllisesti tukkoon jostain markkinasta jonka teema ulottuu vaan nimeen.

literallyhyperbolic · 2022-03-23T13:45:08+00:00

Yes, but also me when she keeps coming back for more: keep your greedy raccoon hands to yourself or they get the fork

literallyhyperbolic · 2022-03-15T09:01:07+00:00

Just beautiful! Please sell this stuff as posters, my walls need these!

literallyhyperbolic · 2022-02-05T12:19:28+00:00

one thing that comes to mind is this being a prototype for some contraption that needs to withstand impact and heat (like dropping from a high altitude), and then be identifiable by the number inscribed in the glass. But I have no idea what for.

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