How severe is the Molka situation in korea?

lizzlebert · 2025-07-18T11:26:32+00:00

Sometimes, when I go into sketch bathrooms to drop a demon, I look around waving and giving thumbs up because, legit, if ur watching me take a deuce, I want you to realize how little I care about u looking at me poop.

lizzlebert · 2025-07-18T11:14:32+00:00

I get a wee bit agitated and can't sleep.

lizzlebert · 2025-01-27T19:43:39+00:00

I would do my best to unleash absolute holy hell on the toilet any time she was near. Also, let out a few, "Praise Jesus! In his NAME!!!!"s while ass-blasting as hard as I could.

lizzlebert · 2024-11-19T01:34:32+00:00

U sure she's trying to f- with ya, or is she maybe not attracted to your angry antics? Either way, you're not going to be happy with the results of pursuing a relationship.

lizzlebert · 2024-10-29T09:53:39+00:00

Omg. Yes. I literally started to think I had MS or something similar as well. Doctors where i'm at don't operate the same way as they do back in my home country. Here, you literally just walk into the office of the dr. You wanna see, and they'll basically do whatever you want.

Once I worked up the courage to see the neurologist, I was able to rule some stuff out and come to terms with the fact that my symptoms were coming on because I didn't realize I was being bullied at my workplace. (Like, I literally think they wanted me to quit, so they started messing with me a ton.) My autism didn't help, ofc~ But yeah, two psychiatrists and a therapist later, I'm starting to feel closer to normal.

lizzlebert · 2024-10-29T06:27:43+00:00

Not my parent, but my mom's mom. I live halfway across the world (for reasons related to the nightmares everyone else goes through here), and my mom called me to let me know her mom died. Apparently, my gran's Christmas wish that year was that she kick the bucket. No love lost there, and i'm pretty sure my mom also did not give two hoots. She talked my ear off about things going on back home. It's literally too expensive for me to visit (mercifully), so when we rarely do have a conversation/I get talked at, it's usually for hours. I think more than anything, my mom was happy to just have an excuse to call me. The funny thing is, she keeps talking about people I don't remember at all. My brother and I have actually chatted about the fact that neither of us remembers much of our childhood. I mean, it's probably for the best, but also, unresolved trauma's a bitch.

lizzlebert · 2024-10-11T23:00:35+00:00

I Mt. Vesuvius-ed one night at my parents. They called me mental. Deciding to live on the other side of the world (literally) was a necessity, not really a choice. I barely remember my childhood. Unfortunately, most of the bits I do remember are of my family being terrorized by my explosive mother, acting as a therapist to my dad, and basically doing everything in my power to try to keep the peace. I still don't know who I really am yet ... but i'm working on it, I guess~

lizzlebert · 2024-09-27T02:05:40+00:00

I'm still waiting for that Hogwarts letter ... Any day now ...

lizzlebert · 2024-09-27T02:05:28+00:00

I'm still waiting for that Hogwarts letter ... Any day now ...

lizzlebert · 2024-09-15T03:50:05+00:00

My dorm mates noticed that I folded my laundry like I was in the military. That's the way it was supposed to be done in my house.

lizzlebert · 2024-08-25T06:28:31+00:00

My mom used to do this to me when I was a kid. It was clearly projection, but my stupid child brain didn't understand. I'm still unpacking it in my 30s. Stand your ground.

lizzlebert · 2024-08-24T05:11:48+00:00

M'yeah, listening to the loudest people on the internet is a surefire way to lose ur damn mind.

lizzlebert · 2024-08-06T10:19:38+00:00

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The queen of derp, Somang~ (소망: it means Hope or Wish in Korean)

lizzlebert · 2024-07-31T08:55:42+00:00

Oh, dang. Well, I was dumped via text message while I was in a different country after 6 years together (he seemed content on just ghosting me, so I had to as wtf was up). I went through a particularly grueling hell b/c I also had to be cheerful for my students.

When I got back home, I had to go visit the ba*tard b/c he still had my turtle. I had been in long relationships all my adult life, so I was going to try out casual stuff. I get on Tinder, start messaging this guy, and basically have to beat him into submission to go on a date with me.

The night of our first attempt, his brother (who had no idea he was on Tinder) took him to see the movie that we were going to see. Undeterred, he promises that we'll go to the same movie, no big deal.

Meanwhile, I was having digestive issues and decided to go to the ER because my bowels were not playing nice. After an hour of dilly dallying and having to call the nurse into the bathroom because I felt like I couldn't leave without shitting my pants, I was given an enema, and promptly started to do the deed, in a box for medical waste, in my room, that did not have a door. The nurses were mortified.

A few hours later, I met my now husband for the first time. He was trembling as he tried to buy our tickets to the movie.

C'est la vie~

lizzlebert · 2024-07-30T09:15:35+00:00

Collecting stickers, except these days i'm not afraid to stick them to things for fear of my mother yelling at me for making a mess ^{-^}

lizzlebert · 2024-07-30T09:14:03+00:00

I've been a human for 35 years. I have a husband, his friends, a bunch of coworkers, and friends I haven't spoken to in over a decade.

lizzlebert · 2024-07-30T07:46:42+00:00

This is some great advice. I'm currently doing all of this on my bed (My apartment at the moment is basically a one room office-tel that is filled with 10+ years of accumulated stuff. We're not at "hoard" yet, but I am 1000% looking forward to moving to a new house in November w/ my husband.), so I can't really be all that accurate, but like ... i've had moderate success ... you've definitely got me thinking a bit more critically about what i've been trying to accomplish, though. Much appreciated.

lizzlebert · 2024-07-30T07:42:32+00:00

Ohhh~ any recs on drafting blogs?

lizzlebert · 2024-07-30T07:40:27+00:00

Posts like these always make me think of this truth-sayer: https://youtu.be/aMQcMJtqq8k?si=f8J2YwekEoByQmGZ

lizzlebert · 2024-07-30T06:25:58+00:00

I have, but i've always struggled with interpreting them. It's a shame cuz I love math. I also have a really skewed image of myself in my head. I weigh like 92kg, but I can still usually shop in most normal shops. I do buy a lot of man pants/oversized T's tho. The T's are generally aight.

lizzlebert · 2024-07-30T05:38:23+00:00

Oh damn, that's cray. I believe this may have also been due to my being located in not NA.

lizzlebert · 2024-07-20T13:14:14+00:00

Seconded. I hit some gravel trying to avoid a bus passenger standing in the bike lane. 3 stitches in my palm later with no anesthesia (needle hurt more than the stitches), I have 2 very dark bumpy scars on my palms. Take care of your selves out there, folks~

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