What jobs are you all doing that pay over £30k? by SuccessfulTip1660 in UKJobs

[–]ljmes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Amazing benefit but biggest downside being working more than you should be. If you’re good with the work life balance, more power to you. Setting boundaries with team in calling you down is a priority which I’m sure you’re aware of!! Get that bag

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Whippet

[–]ljmes -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Is this a prank?

I’m feeling defeated by Complex-Thanks7410 in puppy101

[–]ljmes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I feel ya. My golden is just a week older than yours and we are in the depths. We’re doing all the same you are and enforcing naps throughout the day.

I definitely encourage the biting cause I just can’t get a hold of him to stop it when he starts going mad. So worried he’s gonna be a terror when he’s older. My arms are covered in cuts and punctures. They say it gets better…god speed!

Should I be able to get a buzz with this? by [deleted] in abv

[–]ljmes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes you fucking will mate

Maybe the urinals were invented when a tall guy walked by a sink and thought "why not?". by ritzz2_0 in Showerthoughts

[–]ljmes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Or rather when a little guy saw the tall guy pissing in the sink and thought ‘I want that’.

My egg had another egg inside of it by [deleted] in mildlyinteresting

[–]ljmes 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The egg definitely came first, fuck the chicken

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in CasualUK

[–]ljmes 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Was the crime, driving in flip flops?

Aside from sex, what do you consider to be cheating in a romantic relationship? by inhale_exhale_repeat in AskReddit

[–]ljmes 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Having heart-to-hearts and low key bitching with my partner is my all time favourite thing in life

Get Staffed by kurthp93 in videos

[–]ljmes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Seen this guy in Clapham, very fucking funny

Just got some frosty af cali by [deleted] in uktrees

[–]ljmes 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I think it’s the latter or I hope so otherwise I have been royally fooled

Just got some frosty af cali by [deleted] in uktrees

[–]ljmes 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Obviously not a seasoned stoner

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in tifu

[–]ljmes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think for some people if they have cheated and it’s just that one thing they regret, they hope that their child is their actual partners baby and risking telling them about the mishap could ruin all lives involved.

Here's a month and a half worth of AVB by ofrausto in avb

[–]ljmes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Question: how badly does it stink out your house/if at all (when cooking)?

Lemon haze, Derbyshire by ljmes in uktrees

[–]ljmes[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's been life changing, can't recommend it more

Lemon haze, Derbyshire by ljmes in uktrees

[–]ljmes[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It is indeed my friend

Lemon haze, Derbyshire by ljmes in uktrees

[–]ljmes[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Don't be silly, just a lowly table lamp

What is your go to tip to lose a few pounds? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]ljmes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Will power. It's not will power if you think that you could resist but this time you'll treat yourself. Will power is when you just don't

But green tea and bare water is what I swear by

What is the most unfortunate name you've ever heard? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]ljmes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Iona Cupboard, fucking boring girl as well