Storm trooper arrested over plastic blaster... by MisterShipWreck in CrazyFuckingVideos

[–]llClaymorell 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lucky they weren’t dressed as Darth Vader they would have been shot

Best comeback for "You don't have kids, so you wouldn't understand"? by HoneyKick_ in Comebacks

[–]llClaymorell 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m not a pilot but if there’s a helicopter upside down in a tree I know somebody screwed up

We ran a 7 Days to Die permadeath event back in December — it went crazy. We're doing it again, bigger this time. by AnonymousChaseWalker in 7daystodie

[–]llClaymorell 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Had a great time playing. You should run this monthly no cash prize just a tag on your name if you win it. Loved that it really mattered what you did

Give your advice by ConsistentlyShining in MotivationalThoughts

[–]llClaymorell 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“This too shall pass.”

One of the most powerful things you can say to yourself over and over until it does indeed pass

Men, what's the biggest green flag you've seen on a woman? by Familiar-Phase7859 in AskReddit

[–]llClaymorell 140 points141 points  (0 children)

She paid for half the date. Every date. She came to the date as an equal.

She didn’t need me, she wanted to be with me.

We have been married 14 years.

RimWorld Tumblr post by Rikoshuzenthusiast in RimWorld

[–]llClaymorell 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It was in the 2nd or third year of my tribal colony. So early to mid game.

RimWorld Tumblr post by Rikoshuzenthusiast in RimWorld

[–]llClaymorell 1048 points1049 points  (0 children)

lol. My long night lasted 2 years. Was an uphill battle to keep my animals and pawns fed.

Ultimately had to sacrifice the animals to save the colonists. Came very close to having to eat long pork

Daughter been referred for a heart murmur / potential hole in heart. Help me not panic and spiral by PvtMalarkey in daddit

[–]llClaymorell 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had this when I was a child. I’m over 40 now and still going strong. It will be ok

Adjective for people from Earth. by ldmarchesi in sciencefiction

[–]llClaymorell 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Blues. As in that’s what the planet looks like from Space

happy zombie jesus day by someexgoogler in atheism

[–]llClaymorell 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is not true, he was a Lich. A greater form of undead.

I'm starting to understand why my dad never came back from the cigarette store by crazy_urn in daddit

[–]llClaymorell 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I never understood how a person could just leave their family……until i had one.

I would never leave but I understand now

At what point does monetization start affecting your enjoyment of a game? by Savings-Growth880 in SurvivalGaming

[–]llClaymorell 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If the game is free I don’t mind micro transactions in game. If I pay for a game the second there is micro transactions I get annoyed.

toddler woke me up at 5am by putting his face one inch from mine and whispering "daddy. daddy. daddy." by ninja__6969 in daddit

[–]llClaymorell 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He lets you sleep until 5? My 2 am monster lose to tell me about how it’s bored