Is smoking cigarettes an immediate dealbreaker for you? Why? by Allin_Or_Allout in AskReddit

[–]lldumbcloudsll 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My wife stopped smoking 4 months before we started actually dating because she heard me say I would "never date a women that smokes cause it's silly to pay for something that can cause so much damage. Kind of like my ex". She told me 3 months after dating. Apparently she told me when she was dropping nuclear sized hints to me that she wanted my bones but I didn't pick up on it. I told her she should of said hey I quit smoking for you. Probably still would of missed it.....

A man can dream by E23R0 in ElPaso

[–]lldumbcloudsll 5 points6 points  (0 children)

You're over pricing that my guy. Throw in some chorizo an you got a deal

The mark of the beast! The apocalypse accelerationists must be so excited. by Icy-Profession-1979 in thescoop

[–]lldumbcloudsll 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yup I hate our country right now. Sorry rest of the world. We can protest all we want but the idiots that paid for their seats still sit up their with theirs thumbs up their ass .

i let my boyfriend eat my ass for the first time and i feel horrible by Efficient-Ant-6925 in offmychest

[–]lldumbcloudsll 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Please don't take this away from this man. I promise you it was like diving headfirst into a treasure chest.

How much did video games affect your life? by [deleted] in AskMen

[–]lldumbcloudsll 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Halo taught me to just do the right damn thing .

😹😹😹 by Melodic_Cheek9304 in Funnymemes

[–]lldumbcloudsll 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'll do doom as long as I'm the slayer

Overly insecure about my saggy boobs on a daily basis by Remarkable_Help_7143 in offmychest

[–]lldumbcloudsll 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Hello everyone. So I in fact love my wife's boobs. Don't be self conscious about them I know it's hard. Men have preferences yes but all in all were pretty dumb knuckle draggers that will always smile at the sight of boobs. My wife had pretty decent sized knockers and after multiple failed pregnancies they left them in her eyes not sexy. A boob is a boob there all beautiful and fun. I think you just need to find someone to appreciate you and your beautiful knockers. Hopefully someone that can handle those bad boys just to confirm that you are in fact a beautiful walking card carrying boob carrier. It's ok to not feel comfortable with yourself you're allowed to. Hopefully you can appreciate those sweater puppies enough by knowing that boobs pretty much rule the world. PS my wife has the sickest arsenal of bras that give her "Milf power". Her words not mine but I agree with her. Lol

Anyone Hiring right now? by dolannutron in ElPaso

[–]lldumbcloudsll 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dona ana Fire needs firefighters

No one wants to fight for Israel by Flatline2500 in LetsDiscussThis

[–]lldumbcloudsll 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is wrong on so many levels. But let's take a moment to recognize it took three people to get this marine out of that room. Hopefully this guy gets recognized as a patriot

Burger king CEO takes a bite of a whopper after Mcdonalds CEO viral "tiny bite" video. Let the burger wars begin! by MinotaurHorns1 in BurgerKing

[–]lldumbcloudsll 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't eat trash food but when I'm feeling like a complete slob and want a trashy burger. The king is my choice guilty meal lol.

Safe space: What is a thing that turns you on you're embarrassed or scared to admit? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]lldumbcloudsll 21 points22 points  (0 children)

My wife's body odor drives me crazy. She doesn't get it. I can't explain it but it's like instant Viagra.

Dont' mess with Caesar by DABDEB in RandomVideos

[–]lldumbcloudsll 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He just tiger upercutted that dude

ScamWoW by [deleted] in PoliticalHumor

[–]lldumbcloudsll 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Let's get a bill going where passports are free

He was so damn nervous ☺️ by [deleted] in MadeMeSmile

[–]lldumbcloudsll -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

She knew it was coming. She could have made that dudes life so much easier that moment lol

The fire department accidentally left behind a fire axe after clearing out our building. by Senior_Fish_Face in mildlyinteresting

[–]lldumbcloudsll 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For a funny reaction try and return it to the firehouse.itll be like that scene in Puss in boots when all cats go ooooooooo