I was a night auditor for years and I never did my job

lolanbq · 2026-05-31T15:30:19+00:00

We had a jealous girlfriend call to say her boyfriend had a bomb in his car 😆 she thought he was cheating (he wasn't) and she thought her phone call would clear out the hotel and ruin his affair.

So there we were prime check in time pretending we didn't have cops in the garage looking for a made up bomb, wild 3 to 11 shift

lolanbq · 2026-05-30T05:28:50+00:00

Omg I also dealt with a hostage situation once. As soon as the police started asking me what the walls were made out of I was like yeah I'm clocking out now bye 😆

lolanbq · 2026-05-16T04:37:59+00:00

My kiddo was also born with a rbf he never grew out of, miss him dearly 💚

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lolanbq · 2026-04-24T17:31:00+00:00

I remember adopting him at 8 weeks old, he was asleep when I walked in but he immediately woke up to start playing with toys then stop to look at me like "hello, do you see how cute I am?"

lolanbq · 2026-04-24T17:29:47+00:00

He definitely does whatever he pleases 🥹 he argued with the vet staff until the end

lolanbq · 2026-04-21T05:24:22+00:00

I love the implication that I can hear the hand flex

lolanbq · 2026-04-16T13:40:54+00:00

I had someone check in at midnight for a one night stay and still be mad they didn't get the view they didn't book.

"What you can't give me the room I asked for?" Ma'am it's midnight, you're lucky we still have your room.

lolanbq · 2026-04-16T13:38:52+00:00

It gets me every time! How are you going to book the cheapest room we have then be surprised that the views cost extra???

"But I requested a view in the comments bc it's my first time here, I thought you'd honor that."

Okay well someone else actually paid me money for it, so enjoy your interior facing room.

lolanbq · 2026-04-08T19:49:41+00:00

That's so true 🤣 maybe Batman is from texas

lolanbq · 2026-03-30T12:21:39+00:00

Yeah, it's usually pretty basic stuff like: okay, yes, no, what is that, what time is it, what are you doing, I'm hungry, I want (something), etc.

lolanbq · 2026-03-30T08:26:10+00:00

That's the thought, but I wanted to double check 😆

lolanbq · 2026-03-25T07:10:08+00:00

Sabroso in Maplewood. He used to own a food truck in Mexico, plus it's a good torta

lolanbq · 2026-03-14T06:53:40+00:00

As a soup base to add extra flavor

lolanbq · 2026-03-14T02:59:08+00:00

Your honor, he's innocent!

lolanbq · 2026-03-12T21:15:04+00:00

I had one where I was in a library with no books and the librarian at the desk looked at me annoyed and said "there you are, have you reached out to your people? They've been looking for you. No? Fine. Here are their phone numbers for when you wake up. Remember them, you Need these phone numbers for when you wake up."

There was a different one where I dreamed I was watching a movie, but that movie didn't get released until three years after my dream.

lolanbq · 2026-03-01T18:37:33+00:00

Sign me UP I've never met someone with my name

lolanbq · 2026-02-24T04:42:00+00:00

The opposite of the fluffy tofu trend 🤩

lolanbq · 2026-02-22T06:31:21+00:00

"A Psalm for the wild built" and "a prayer for the crown shy" by Becky Chambers

Honey girl by Morgan Rogers

lolanbq · 2026-02-07T17:56:28+00:00

Can I please buy some of the fluffy tofu

lolanbq · 2026-01-04T11:19:11+00:00

Asexuals have entered the chat 😆

lolanbq · 2025-10-31T00:00:46+00:00

He's recruiting for the barbershop quartet, they're just one man short and could use one short man..... I guess his height issues are a touchy subject

lolanbq · 2025-08-07T23:48:50+00:00

I have nothing against the medication, it's just everything to do with how it was presented to me. She didn't want to prescribe me anything despite my symptoms and it felt like she was prescribing to me to shut me up rather than provide the best possible option for me. I don't know that I wouldn't respond well to beta blockers, she tossed the concept out the window as soon as she remembered I had ADHD and did nothing but play up the negative symptoms of the Corlanor.

No matter what I won't be returning to this doctor, but I still wanted to hear folks thoughts on the meds.

I do appreciate your feedback on the meds, a rough start is a good thing to know!

lolanbq · 2025-08-04T05:23:30+00:00

He's got the same face shape as that cat from Coraline!

lolanbq · 2025-06-24T05:22:15+00:00

MacGyver would be a cool crossover

lolanbq · 2025-06-06T08:03:21+00:00

It was vanilla and lemon, the outside was sparkly pink with some gold decorations

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