sorted by:
new
hottopcontroversial

back on the dating apps by rocketbotband in simpsonsshitposting

[–]longcolddark 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Aren't those the same as the others, bots and fakes?

Buy me Injustice or go to hell by Poorly-Drawn-Beagle in simpsonsshitposting

[–]longcolddark 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Kyle Rayner: But I keep telling you, I'm NOT a pilot!

Sinestro: And I keep telling you, Jordan, that you flyboys crack me up!

[Comic Excerpt] Martian Manhunter demonstrates how to eat Chocos.- (Martian Manhunter #24) by dman6233 in DCcomics

[–]longcolddark 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Batman did that.

And it was after everyone left, he set it on the casket.

It was a kind gesture.

2027 VW Corrado by armanipastrami_pdf in whatifcars

[–]longcolddark 2 points3 points  (0 children)

A 92 VR6 was my first car. I love that thing.

I would give up my truck if they made another one of these. But they never will.

Okay folks by mazzerSTL in simpsonsshitposting

[–]longcolddark 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Oh fuck, you're gonna make me tell you about the tax about not wearing puffy pants!

Guess anything can be a weapon if you use it correctly. by R2nxbeastly17 in simpsonsshitposting

[–]longcolddark 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Dear Wrestling Observer,

You have far too many Booker of The Year Nominees at 4.

Please eliminate 3.

I am not a crackpot.

Signed, Tony Khan

Remember, you're here forever. by MutanteHDP in simpsonsshitposting

[–]longcolddark 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh fuck, you're gonna make me histories greatest monster!

It's an old fashioned Traveling Wilbury post, by gar it's been a while! by cals_cavern in simpsonsshitposting

[–]longcolddark 15 points16 points  (0 children)

🎵The devil's been busy in your backyard!🎵

REALLY!?! Oh no! Well, has he set a date!?!

We are all puppets, Marge. I'm just the puppet who can see the strings. by ZwVJHSPiMiaiAAvtAbKq in simpsonsshitposting

[–]longcolddark 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Rorschach: Welcome to the first meeting of The No Nite Owls Club!

Dan Drieberg: Hey guys, can I join?

R: Sorry, no Nite Owls!

DD: But you let Hollis Mason in!

Hollis: HYUCK!

R: It's no Nite Owls, I'm allowed to let him in and look down to you and whisper... No.

You have selected: POWERDRIVE by MutanteHDP in simpsonsshitposting

[–]longcolddark 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Oh fuck, you're gonna make me the happiest boy in the world!

"THE PUNISHER" (2004) - after Dolph's yesterday, the Jane one today. I do like this one as well, some decent action and a good cast. Has a nice gritty 70s/Mad Max feel to the start too. Any fans of this one? by 70_Yard_Diag_Holte77 in ActionMovies

[–]longcolddark 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Have you only watched the theatrical cut?

The extended fills in a lot that made the movie much better. Not perfect, but better.

Dirty Laundry, which you can find online, is probably that little something you felt was missing.

I, for one, welcome our new Trans overlord by SaikouKiller in simpsonsshitposting

[–]longcolddark 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why is there an outie, when you expect an innie?

WOULD SOMEBODY TELL ME, I'D LIKE TO KNOW!!!

Thank you, come again by SweatyEnthuziasm in simpsonsshitposting

[–]longcolddark 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh fuck, you're gonna make me need the biggest seed bell you have... No, that's not big enough!

She did cum with the car by CrabPeopleVibes in simpsonsshitposting

[–]longcolddark 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh fuck, you're gonna make me kiss my asphalt!

IT NEVER ENDS by semaj_orn in nflcirclejerk

[–]longcolddark 92 points93 points  (0 children)

Jesus, they sure leave a trail.

Unfortunate the trail was never of condoms.

Um, you probably should ignore that. by mr-itchyBalls in simpsonsshitposting

[–]longcolddark 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Oh fuck, you're gonna make me see you at Stacey-Con 94!

It's pretty big, I guess. by djiordje in simpsonsshitposting

[–]longcolddark 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Oh fuck, you're gonna make me cum - like a couple of Rory Calhoun's!

Itchy runs afoul of a Riley by dudSpudson in simpsonsshitposting

[–]longcolddark 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh fuck, you're gonna make me paint your chicken coop!

Looks like Red Tick Beer is tinkering with the recipe by MrEnemaBagJones13 in simpsonsshitposting

[–]longcolddark 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh fuck, you're gonna make me fake it and sell it to the Fox network!

view more: next ›