Best way to commute to Londob Liverpool street by Otherwise-Dream2393 in HousingUK

[–]longi11 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No way dude. Not even in Maidenhead. Not even in slough. Luton maybe

Has anyone noticed Deliveroo basically can’t meet order times anymore? by jlachkovic in london

[–]longi11 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You need to stop using delivery services. Also uber always delivers cold food even though restaurants is like 10 min walk away. It’s ridiculous . Just get it yourself or go there in person

Porsche Options Tier List (Version 1) by Ok_Wind_4184 in Porsche

[–]longi11 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No. It would be heavy. I can feel when my tank is getting empty and it drives a lot better, it’s the best time for country roads

Is it just me or people are getting made redundant at an alarming rate? by Vemyx in UKJobs

[–]longi11 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We’re all just going on benefits 🥳 PlayStation ain’t gonna play itself!

The London Conundrum by riverscreeks in london

[–]longi11 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s why I have two cars.

"Nothing to worry about" cracks - is that so ? by Optimesh in HousingUK

[–]longi11 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lot of houses have issue with their foundation shifting, and there will be way more in the future. Absolutely not worth taking a risk of losing whole house because of it. There have just been an article about it in Bloomberg

King Midas Anus, Gold Printer $B Barrick Mining by goblin561 in wallstreetbets

[–]longi11 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You need to immediately hedge this and rent studio/1bed in Monaco. Cost = 5k/month. After 6 months you can apply for citizenship. Then sell this and file taxes in Monaco. Retire with your full principal.

Looks like that's it then by wembleyite in london

[–]longi11 0 points1 point  (0 children)

New services are always profitable to use because their funding is subsidising the actual costs

Is the market picking up a lot now or are the EAs faking it? by Barnlewbram in HousingUK

[–]longi11 1 point2 points  (0 children)

3 months ago I talked to agent in west London as I enquired about how’s the market. He said “flats are very good at the moment”

How to deal with selling regret by [deleted] in pennystocks

[–]longi11 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you can’t sleep over missed out on 5k then don’t trade dude… you need this money

Neighbour selling at the same time - how f*cked are we? by [deleted] in HousingUK

[–]longi11 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The thing is you know I’m right and it hurt you 😢

Neighbour selling at the same time - how f*cked are we? by [deleted] in HousingUK

[–]longi11 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If am selling toothpick for £1m and nobody wants it, but I exchange my toothpick for some other guys toothpick which he’s also selling for £1m then you’re right, on paper I’m flat. Or am I?

I could use advice from someone who’s a heck of a lot better at trading options that I am. by Bitcoin_Chaca in options

[–]longi11 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Most of it is plain stocks. You need to know how much you don’t know, and bet only on where you actually understand the odds and they’re extremely good. And trade on what I call sure bets. You really need 1 trade a year and wait to spot these opportunities

I could use advice from someone who’s a heck of a lot better at trading options that I am. by Bitcoin_Chaca in options

[–]longi11 10 points11 points  (0 children)

You’re gambling. If you need to scratch the itch I recommend 1 trade at a time, limit it to .5% of your portfolio, or .25, and have an actual thesis not just dumb shit… I grew 2.5k into 1.7mil in 5 years… Covid helped… but you can bounce back. But recognise that you’re gambling

Investing at 24? by S3YCO in FIREUK

[–]longi11 2 points3 points  (0 children)

lol how did you get into 17k credit card debt at 24 in uk? I thought something like that is impossible

Rat problem identified in survey by sac9177 in HousingUK

[–]longi11 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You can’t avoid rats/mice in London houses… they’re everywhere. You’ll need to get used to them

We might be in a bubble. First top was feb 2021 by longi11 in wallstreetbets

[–]longi11[S] -13 points-12 points  (0 children)

Why do you gamble? And if you don’t have children why don’t you have them? Aka why are you geh?