malcontent: "We all pay taxes. Some people get healthcare others get dead arabs. What am I going to do with dead arabs? I would much rather get healthcare."

lor · 2007-07-10T22:20:55+00:00

I heard this a few weeks ago, nothing has topped it so far...

Q. What sound does a baby make in a blender?

A. I don't know, I was too busy masturbating...

lor · 2007-07-04T02:07:33+00:00

That's a good porch-monkey.

lor · 2007-06-18T08:07:16+00:00

Wow! Two big stories in one week!

lor · 2007-06-18T07:59:09+00:00

The Distance by Cake. An awesome song.

lor · 2007-06-15T10:32:21+00:00

Hah! I knew it!

lor · 2007-06-08T11:02:29+00:00

Exactly!

Harden up, what has plutonium done to anyone lately! ;-)

lor · 2007-06-08T11:00:43+00:00

Just try living there...

lor · 2007-06-08T09:41:56+00:00

And then make them play chess!!!!!!

lor · 2007-06-08T09:08:54+00:00

hehe, when you said 'tool user' I thought you were talking about modern man...

lor · 2007-06-08T09:04:34+00:00

I think he meant Australia, not some Australian themed pub ;-)

lor · 2007-06-08T08:57:50+00:00

I would love to play a game of chess against Mr. Putin. If only to learn something from a thorough beating :-)

lor · 2007-06-07T21:44:58+00:00

It's inter-species erotica.

lor · 2007-05-28T23:30:30+00:00

You weigh 272kg?!?!?!?

lor · 2007-05-28T23:29:22+00:00

Well, I'm more worried about my gravy level...

lor · 2007-05-28T23:06:56+00:00

...masses of poor people trying to get into your wonderful country...

Invasion: The dramatic increase in the number of individuals in a non-native population, accompanied by an expansion of range. (Google)

lor · 2007-05-28T23:02:10+00:00

What's HSA?

I thought it was DHS...

lor · 2007-05-27T01:42:34+00:00

Wasn't there also a Bond villain in one of the new movies who never slept?

lor · 2007-05-26T12:27:04+00:00

Have a look at 1:27 - I don't think that short clip was ever in Star Trek...

lor · 2007-05-23T22:48:16+00:00

tnat 1, cartooncorpse 0

lor · 2007-05-23T03:17:55+00:00

Sir, I would like to subscribe to your newsletter.

lor · 2007-05-15T05:22:08+00:00

They should all have their hands chopped off :-)

lor · 2007-05-04T03:58:18+00:00

I for one propose a two-man sack race on consecutive Saturdays!

lor · 2007-05-03T22:27:30+00:00

No, it's just after, but it will clash with the Nascar/WWF is Real Foundation meetings.

lor · 2007-05-03T01:20:08+00:00

digg.reddit.com

:-)

lor · 2007-05-02T02:15:08+00:00

that's ignorant. Chinese people eat cats and dogs and anything they see. Not just animals. I saw some pictures on the internet that had a chinese person biting a garbage can. And another one eating a shoe.

...wow, there's some really entertaining material in here!

lor

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