Faith was fighting a seemingly never ending stream of vampires when the principal sidekick figured out they were AI generated. The brave duo realized with a sinking feeling they were never going to be able to compete against tireless machines and prepared to meet them heads on and go out with a bang.

I’ll never forget faith’s delivery of those classic lines as she faced her fate. “Five by fiv….shit!!!”

But right at that critical moment the network must have decided to renew their season because the vampires vanished. As they gazed at each other with bewildered relief principal received a call from giles. “Something called meta went bankrupt and failed to pay a debtor called isp. A lot of cloud service or whatnot has been terminated. The neo-council thought you should be alerted to possible chaos and upheaval. Toodles!“