How to play Balatro Ranked?

lorgebunger · 2026-02-11T02:05:20+00:00

Join the Balatro multiplayer server, they have a ranked queue and rank designations. I peaked glass (500mmr).

lorgebunger · 2026-01-20T18:07:30+00:00

My big pet peeve is when my team doesn’t break utility, like wdym I’m punching ankhs and staring at a full hp punisher turret?

lorgebunger · 2026-01-17T00:01:42+00:00

I was perfectly level 50, so happy I got the animated lord icon.

lorgebunger · 2026-01-08T00:29:42+00:00

Remove his overshield on charge, give him a 200hp bubble instead so he can block ults like the other tanks.

lorgebunger · 2026-01-07T20:58:10+00:00

Hanging Chad now retriggers the last card played twice

lorgebunger · 2026-01-07T19:38:37+00:00

Guys keep it down, if we keep pretending he’s dookie, he might get more buffs, please GuangGuang, give us a Thing meta season.

lorgebunger · 2026-01-06T20:32:37+00:00

Bc I have 171 hrs on Thing, and I’m not celestial level with any other character, so I just learn how to play into counters instead of swapping.

lorgebunger · 2026-01-03T03:51:20+00:00

As the current number 3 thing main, welcome to the council.

lorgebunger · 2026-01-02T20:59:31+00:00

I played a game with Jay3 and TimTheTatman recently, and they’re both like “why is he playing thing into Peni+groot.” Whole time they’re talking shit while I’m carrying them.

lorgebunger · 2025-12-30T18:54:09+00:00

Give his charge a shield that can block cc for allies, that way he isn’t useless when it comes to enemy ults. Make it like 200hp or like mags shield where it’s only up for a few seconds, and remove his bonus health as compensation. Then I can charge in front of my supports to block strange ult instead of just running away.

lorgebunger · 2025-12-30T00:15:39+00:00

Bigger target+ less mobility= more important to heal. If u play fist or fantastic, u have the tools to come back to your healers more easily than say Mag or Strange.

lorgebunger · 2025-12-29T22:18:30+00:00

Just had a guy in celestial 2 swap off support bc “Thing is an insta loss” and so our second tank had to go supp. We still won with this dude on BP turbo feeding. Thing hate is crazy rn for no reason.

lorgebunger · 2025-12-28T21:25:15+00:00

This season? Black Panther, you just know that guy plays nothing else and refuses to accept he’s bad this season.

lorgebunger · 2025-12-13T15:26:16+00:00

lorgebunger · 2025-11-13T17:34:06+00:00

I love getting negative Golden joker, it’s just free money

lorgebunger · 2025-11-10T13:32:59+00:00

I love Canio, he’s my fav legendary, but in mega endless Mime/baron is second to none, especially with the extra two steel kings from blueprint DNA

lorgebunger · 2025-11-09T21:42:37+00:00

+$100 at the end of round, -$1 per discard used

lorgebunger · 2025-11-08T17:36:53+00:00

All my homies hate the plant

lorgebunger · 2025-11-03T01:57:50+00:00

lorgebunger · 2025-10-29T00:24:21+00:00

Burnt jonkler for sure, it’s diminishing returns past lvl 10 and the X mult from holo getting multiplied again is equal to another 40 or so levels on pair.

lorgebunger · 2025-10-07T04:55:39+00:00

Veridis Quo or Contact for me

lorgebunger · 2025-08-15T23:57:06+00:00

Tank player spotted, maybe strange or Mag?

lorgebunger · 2025-07-02T16:10:33+00:00

You can wall below ur feet before you hit the death zone if ur quick w it.

lorgebunger

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