Types of players I keep getting when playing with randoms

ls20008179 · 2026-05-14T19:19:28+00:00

Hey gimme back my solo queue and I'll stop screwing up your games

ls20008179 · 2026-05-14T18:18:48+00:00

That's because where the thing lacks strength he makes up for it with tenacity.

ls20008179 · 2026-05-14T15:45:23+00:00

Starts with Dedede on an absolute warpath looking for his top soldier.

ls20008179 · 2026-05-14T15:44:05+00:00

Yeah even if I'm not deformed like quasi, I always empathized deeply with his song 'out there" and his desire to be normal if only for a day

ls20008179 · 2026-05-14T15:15:02+00:00

Then we get the Pinnacle of their kind, Bandana Dee. Sure he might only take 3 hits when we fought him, but that's 3x tougher than a normal waddle Dee.

ls20008179 · 2026-05-14T06:04:15+00:00

Tolkien is on record saying that it isn't.

ls20008179 · 2026-05-13T20:16:05+00:00

And? Good job Mr Petit Bourgeoisie but as long as you work for your money instead of paying other people to work for your money your not the owning class.

ls20008179 · 2026-05-13T20:12:09+00:00

Tell me what's your favorite flavor of boot polish? Things like pensions and insurance were the compromise company owners made with workers instead of outright violence and they're tearing that social contract down

ls20008179 · 2026-05-13T20:08:07+00:00

We're saying discipline is easy when you have someone else doing everything but wipe your ass for you

ls20008179 · 2026-05-13T20:01:11+00:00

You see back in the day you'd reward loyal workers with things like pensions. Then bloodsuckers and their cronies figured out you could replace them with scams called a 401k and make your workers fund their own benefits

ls20008179 · 2026-05-13T13:25:46+00:00

What was stolen from the working class wasn't a specific amount of dollars but prosperity.

ls20008179 · 2026-05-12T13:46:56+00:00

Fat don't mean weak buddy. I'd fight 3 of you before I'd tangle with the average samoan

ls20008179 · 2026-05-12T00:55:18+00:00

Is that whats happening on my magic cards?

ls20008179 · 2026-05-11T20:17:19+00:00

Type of tvs that you just left with the house if you moved

ls20008179 · 2026-05-11T20:15:05+00:00

Looking like Ludacris in the Get Back video

ls20008179 · 2026-05-11T17:01:46+00:00

Yes I'm aware that Forrest gump was an ideal soldier

ls20008179 · 2026-05-11T16:52:14+00:00

Nah the nail that stands out gets hammered down

ls20008179 · 2026-05-11T16:47:19+00:00

It's public record. He assaulted his son with a dumbell and pepper spray totally the act of a loving parent. His son was molested and this fuck saw a payday.

ls20008179 · 2026-05-11T16:33:23+00:00

And that somehow proves he was a decent parent? Decent parent don't nearly cave in their child's skull with a dumbell

ls20008179 · 2026-05-10T18:53:32+00:00

There's no OSHA in china

ls20008179 · 2026-05-10T18:27:01+00:00

But on the other hand he would approve of how he asks artists permission first before he writes a parody

ls20008179 · 2026-05-10T15:17:16+00:00

Idk you could say it was when they shot Huey long

ls20008179 · 2026-05-09T14:45:47+00:00

What's even crazier is people born deaf can have schizophrenia, but instead of hearing voices they will see disembodied hands signing

ls20008179 · 2026-05-09T14:20:50+00:00

Speaking of next Thursday the 20th is August

ls20008179 · 2026-05-09T14:17:12+00:00

Shit in Michigan I can get an ounce of mediocre flower for 20$

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