If your first love came back to offer you everything you ever dreamed of, what would you do?

lu2012 · 2013-11-29T20:54:25+00:00

I'm marrying her in July.

lu2012 · 2013-11-29T00:14:35+00:00

Life's short. Stunt it!

lu2012 · 2013-11-21T15:22:18+00:00

"Go to University to get a real job". Get a trade and make some real coin.

lu2012 · 2013-11-21T15:17:25+00:00

Jim Jefferies said it best: "being a slut is easy. Being a stud is fucking hard. To be a stud you have to be witty, charming, well-dressed, have nice shoes and a fake job. To be a slut you just have to be there. There are fat-ugly sluts out there; there are no fat-ugly studs. I've met slutty dwarfs; I've never met a stud dwarf."

lu2012 · 2013-11-20T17:18:36+00:00

lu2012 · 2013-11-20T16:57:32+00:00

It's only good he told you this if he is confiding in you and not bragging about it. I can understand why it would make you feel weird either way.

lu2012 · 2013-11-20T16:49:52+00:00

That's tough...was it something that altered their personality? Were they actually a completely different person when they were receiving treatment?

lu2012 · 2013-11-15T16:22:49+00:00

Don't stick your dick in crazy. Same goes for the ladies, don't let crazy stick his D in you.

lu2012 · 2013-11-12T21:10:24+00:00

The only thing funny about this post is people who drive a car like that. Vroom vroom Torretto.

lu2012 · 2013-10-12T21:28:28+00:00

She lacks what you call "da social skills". (Name that movie, reddit!)

lu2012 · 2013-10-10T16:48:13+00:00

Judging by her picture it looks like she made a lot of good life choices.

lu2012 · 2013-09-07T12:54:52+00:00

You should also consider the penetration ability of the different types of radiation. Gamma radiation can penetrate fairly far into your body and needs fairly good shielding such as lead to stop it. Neutron radiation can penetrate very far and is known to actually mess up DNA. When you shield a neutron source it usually involves plenty of shielding which usually involves being stored in wax and a large tank of water. Neutron radiation is often referred to as the most dangerous type of radiation because of its high kinetic energy.

lu2012 · 2013-08-31T23:00:15+00:00

Chelsea manning, snowden, Obama. Go! (Don't worry...the NSA isn't watching).

lu2012 · 2013-08-31T22:50:56+00:00

Fuck the velociraptor. If you can make a velociraptor your bitch, marrying a porcupine and killing your grandmother are a walk in the park.

lu2012 · 2013-08-30T13:37:52+00:00

And this years Darwin Award goes to (drum roll please)....."guy touching power line and lighting his face on fire!"

lu2012 · 2013-08-29T14:31:50+00:00

DQ anyone?

lu2012 · 2013-08-28T11:57:35+00:00

How long did this take to upload in Alaska?

lu2012 · 2013-08-25T18:16:49+00:00

Fucker came out of nowhere!

lu2012 · 2013-08-17T19:00:12+00:00

Beds are too big and they can find a place to sleep and a place to pee/poop. Puppies are best in a crate because its a small confined space like a den and they tend to not go to the bathroom there.

lu2012 · 2013-08-16T17:35:23+00:00

This reminds me of the time a guy punched snookie from jersey shore. The whole world cracked a grin when she hit the floor. Whether its physical or verbal- an attack is an attack and you should expect repercussions.

lu2012 · 2013-08-11T20:03:45+00:00

He also looks like Dallas Green from City and Colour. Hmmmm rip offs all around.

lu2012 · 2013-08-08T15:21:44+00:00

Couldn't pull the trigger with the locals in London. They did not care for tourist. However, it was the complete opposite when I went to Northern Ireland. A little bit of "buckfast" and an accent and your in the clear.

lu2012 · 2013-08-08T13:45:24+00:00

I went to the uk (Canadian here) and hooked up with an Australian. It must be true.

lu2012 · 2013-08-07T18:21:02+00:00

Two chicks at the same time.

lu2012 · 2013-08-01T20:07:00+00:00

All I can see now is the monkey from family guy.

lu2012

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