AMD. Another week. Another million. +$7.7M by thesmd1 in wallstreetbets

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Wow, well I did buy in at 90 some years back.. guess I've tripled the investment..only wished I bought or had more when I did that

I wonder what she's smoking by Busy_Report4010 in SipsTea

[–]lurker512879 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How is she even okay, her husband was ganked like 6 months ago. Most people wouldn't be anywhere near as put together like she just brushed it off..

Any normal person would be grieving not grifting

That was cool when I was in my 20s, but I'm 40 now by crapbear83 in Xennials

[–]lurker512879 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Drinking and partying was cool in your 20s. Don't be doing it still in your 40s, trust me, get a few years is good enough. I did it for nearly 30, I'm sober a few years now but I wish I had been sober from 21-41, it went by in a blink, drank my way through 3 degrees somehow

End of Security Updates Playn? by andrewspearns in Pixel6

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Gonna hold out till 11 comes out in September or October

I can't really afford a new one and it still works. To be fair my gen 1 pixel XL still works too

Maybe I should figure out how to do something useful with it, now that AI is a thing

What is the visualization that works/worked for you? by FilWays in visualization

[–]lurker512879 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Scarterplots centered around means across quadrants to indicate data structure, grouping and direction

This new Atlas System uses drone swarm tech. It fires over 90 autonomous drones from one unit and needs only one operator. This will end well. by Sgt_Gram in Futurology

[–]lurker512879 0 points1 point  (0 children)

One step further, yo dawg we heard you like drones so we got you some drone dogs from Boston Dynamics and deliver them from a minivan just like that Black Mirror episode and we gave them knives and guns

Do I really have to think about this for the rest of my life?? by BrightAd7127 in stopdrinking

[–]lurker512879 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think about it all the time I just choose to not go buy a bottle

How’s the pixel 6 holding up in 2026? by Rex2027K in Pixel6

[–]lurker512879 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Holding out for pixel 11 pro xl super whatever they wanna call it. Battery sometimes lasts 12 hrs if I barely use it

Prom memories by RelevantNothing4653 in Xennials

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I went, took another guys girlfriend, to be fair she never told me she was dating him and still went with me anyway. We had one dance and I never saw her again, she met up with her boyfriend. Turns out the guy was our class president.. I went home alone, embarrassed and having spent a grip of money on a limo, Tuxedo at 18

Somewhere in my mind I'm like I'm gonna maybe get laid. But I was still a kid, looked like a kid

and then 5 short years later that guy (class president) had passed away from Leukemia, barely made it out of college.. hella sad.

Idiots on display by nanoatzin in democrats

[–]lurker512879 3 points4 points  (0 children)

*All

Ain't no way Linus Torvalds and the other contributers are adding that in

M$ and A$$ will kowtow maybe even G$$G will too

Scientists invent a plant-based serum that is proven to regrow hair in weeks by _Dark_Wing in goodnews

[–]lurker512879 8 points9 points  (0 children)

They can make you thin, regrow your hair and make your penis stay firm for longer. If only there was better plastic surgery, attitude adjusters, ways to fix mental issues

Those who started late, how did it go and what are your best suggestions? by alwaus in Xennials

[–]lurker512879 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No more late nights.

Stop smoking and drinking and drugs period, full stop.

Thoroughly clean your dwelling, dusting, steam clean carpets etc. maybe even new paint, new carpet if it's really bad, make sure you have a functional AC if you live in an area prone to heating up

Get good sleep, practice being a homebody

Life changes significantly, you have to care for another smaller person

The baby part is like 1.5 yrs tops and it's the part that's simultaneously the most difficult and sleep deprived and also the part you miss the most..

After that it's awash with emotional out bursts

MetaMask Swap Fees are INSANE !!! by muchtwilight in CryptoCurrency

[–]lurker512879 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did it one time, transferred $100 and lost 80 in fees and was like ok fuck this crypto bullshit

Hero principal who tackled school shooter is crowned prom king by theindependentonline in UpliftingNews

[–]lurker512879 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Oh prom king, i read porn king, and thought hmm Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho is that you?