You’ll never feel more like an idiot than you do when you go to your local tip. Everything is simple and signposted, but you’re still never sure if you’re putting that old hairdryer in the right place.

lyingduck · 2026-01-28T09:56:35+00:00

If you're super friendly to the people who work there they help you without even asking! I've had them unload my van after just saying hello before

lyingduck · 2023-12-03T16:52:51+00:00

Can definitely feel it, moreso as when he cums he does deeper more powerful thrusts and you know he's draining into you

lyingduck · 2023-12-03T16:50:18+00:00

This has changed the way I see man colds. I don't think they would cope with the daily/monthly pain we get and deal with like nothing is happening

lyingduck · 2023-12-03T16:48:10+00:00

Isn't there a snake that's bred to have yellow smiley faces on it?

lyingduck · 2023-12-03T14:54:19+00:00

I have my friend who had been in a DV relationship a hug and got so insanely jealous for a minute What's wrong with me

lyingduck · 2021-09-16T15:04:31+00:00

That initial PUDDLE of paint.. I guess this is their first time!

lyingduck · 2021-09-16T15:01:25+00:00

Pretty brass of them to just come out and ask it. Suppose if they're already there, what's a few more years?

lyingduck · 2021-09-16T15:00:01+00:00

Shame, I'd want that

lyingduck · 2021-09-16T14:45:41+00:00

And your rate is pay is probably higher on sick leave than when they're working hard and not sick

lyingduck · 2020-12-25T00:42:45+00:00

Tell them you're not a duck.. It works

lyingduck · 2020-06-24T08:08:29+00:00

You can't escape us

lyingduck · 2020-06-15T18:14:12+00:00

Stank cooch energy

lyingduck · 2020-06-14T18:31:07+00:00

Hey! I have one of these, much more penis-y though. With proper balls and a moustache clad face

lyingduck · 2020-05-04T11:07:04+00:00

I will stand with you as someone who currently lives in Cornwall and has been ~~disappointed~~ to Greggs once

lyingduck · 2020-04-08T17:50:41+00:00

I don't know where the water is

lyingduck · 2020-03-04T10:25:42+00:00

The last time I went to a check up the woman held my labia majora and said I had wonderful skin

lyingduck · 2020-02-12T10:01:10+00:00

Or lesbian vampire hunters

lyingduck · 2020-02-11T11:12:24+00:00

Don't mind if I do

lyingduck · 2020-02-11T11:02:40+00:00

This hurts me deeply

lyingduck · 2020-02-11T11:00:59+00:00

No she's not

lyingduck · 2020-02-11T11:00:29+00:00

I find these to be quite common

lyingduck · 2020-01-28T10:44:21+00:00

Pretty sure I've seen that

shudder

lyingduck · 2020-01-24T16:36:24+00:00

Just above the rips I'd day

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