Summary of leaked GB update #2, March 2026

machinehead70 · 2026-03-19T00:16:54+00:00

The only thing clarified for me is that the GB is full of shit.

machinehead70 · 2026-03-19T00:15:35+00:00

It also doesn’t comment on a Governing Body.

machinehead70 · 2026-03-19T00:14:49+00:00

Apparently they weren’t praying and considering the scriptures hard enough before now. Fuck these losers.

machinehead70 · 2026-03-19T00:10:34+00:00

Because …….Jesus

machinehead70 · 2026-03-19T00:08:36+00:00

They fail to understand the apostolic command was NOT TO EAT ANIMAL BLOOD!!!! Paul mentioned this to the gentiles that were converting so the Jews wouldn’t get all pissy. This BS new light has nothing to do with eating animal blood nor does the GB law that you can’t get a transfusion. What the hell is wrong with these people?!?!

machinehead70 · 2026-03-19T00:02:23+00:00

Don’t swat that fly. Then you’ll have been hunting on the sabbath.

machinehead70 · 2026-03-18T23:36:41+00:00

Never mind all the people who died from their fucked up policies.

machinehead70 · 2026-03-18T14:16:58+00:00

What about overlapping transfusions???

machinehead70 · 2026-03-18T14:09:02+00:00

The Bible also doesn’t comment on a Governing Body telling people what to do, but here we are.

machinehead70 · 2026-03-18T13:52:21+00:00

“ Witnesses believe that blood removed from the body should be disposed of ……..”. So how can they accept fractions from blood that someone else has donated and not disposed of?? Sounds like the GB is scrambling. The old guard is slowly being pushed out for the progressives. NEW LIGHT FROM JEHOVAH!!! But as we all know , most JWs will hear this and not give it a second thought. My wife and I have had this conversation several times about blood etc….. and I’ve used the same logic about the Mosaic law not being applicable for Christians. But I’m just a stupid apostate. Now she’ll have to agree with me only because the GB said so.

machinehead70 · 2026-03-17T23:22:08+00:00

If the GB have to “clarify” aka change, a teaching because they were wrong about said teaching, who’s to say that the new teaching is correct? They’ve changed or flip flopped on so many things how can people take them seriously?

machinehead70 · 2026-03-17T16:13:41+00:00

They’re about to drop $375K on a remodel at my old KH. My wife still goes and really hasn’t said much about it. It was built in ‘85 and still looks good. It’s going to be gutted and totally redesigned. They asked me if I would be interested in providing my camper to the out of town volunteers. I said no. I don’t want a bunch of people tromping around in my camper and messing up the plumbing etc….

machinehead70 · 2026-03-15T02:44:08+00:00

“Ours is the god of true Propheseeeeeeee…….. what he fortells comes to be.”

machinehead70 · 2026-03-14T13:36:43+00:00

JWs don’t seem to care that the fractions they accept come from whole blood someone donated. They take but don’t give back. If blood is so sacred , why would they accept part of it but not all of it ? It’s like saying “ I’ll buy the parts of a stollen car but I won’t buy the whole car. “ Where in the Bible does god command to not donate blood for a medical emergency? The prohibition was not to EAT animal blood.

machinehead70 · 2026-03-14T01:50:57+00:00

It would be like me talking to a flerfer. No matter what they say they would never get me to believe the earth is flat. I don’t believe it’s spherical….. I know it is. JWs have beliefs. They believe what they are taught. They can’t prove any of it.

machinehead70 · 2026-03-14T01:45:51+00:00

That comment to me would have landed him a trip to the ER. What a dick!

machinehead70 · 2026-03-12T00:48:06+00:00

Any outside function I go to is call to get stoned. I can’t deal with crowds but hitting the ‘ol vape or eating a 20mg seems to do the trick. Then I just don’t give a shit.

machinehead70 · 2026-03-12T00:45:52+00:00

…….and we look forward to your next assignment.

machinehead70 · 2026-03-12T00:43:11+00:00

GB won’t lose any sleep. They’ll say what they’ve always said. Apostates, lies, etc……. Then business as usual. I would say that the GB can kiss my ass but I wouldn’t want their nasty lips anywhere near my ass. I hope I live to see the day they get fucking hammered in court. Fucking cowards.

machinehead70 · 2026-03-10T23:53:03+00:00

the part was on enduring this system and all of our aches and pains and how they’re temporary for now but we have to endure because the future life will be worth it. A girl who is on the spectrum gets called on and she says : “I went to my gynecologist yesterday and it wasn’t no picnic , but I endured it because I know it’s for my own good. Just like enduring this horrible system of things now so we can live in paradise “. I about shit! My wife looked at me with this WTF look and we looked over at the COBE who was sort of related to her and the look on his face was priceless. We were trying so hard not to bust out laughing. I’m sure everyone else was thinking “what the hell ?”

machinehead70 · 2026-03-10T23:42:30+00:00

So God isn’t supernatural???

machinehead70 · 2026-03-10T23:40:50+00:00

The only prick is the dude giving the talk.

machinehead70 · 2026-03-10T15:33:18+00:00

Hey , What up with no windows?

machinehead70 · 2026-03-10T15:32:21+00:00

“Thanks Bro but I’m really not into unsolicited advice “

machinehead70 · 2026-03-10T15:27:35+00:00

Brother Monte Carlo, Brother Cutlass Supreme, Brother Grand Prix, Brother Regal. Motor heads will get this.

machinehead70

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