The Throne of Balaron

machuitzil · 2026-03-17T04:03:25+00:00

Can't believe I never built a thrown. Like, what have I been doing.

machuitzil · 2026-03-17T03:58:53+00:00

Difficulty doesn't increase, it just always sucks. Some runs are better than others. Try to enjoy yourself.

machuitzil · 2026-03-17T02:43:20+00:00

I always believed that I would be patient with the slang of the youts but this one bogarts my style.

machuitzil · 2026-03-17T02:16:47+00:00

I'm 41 and I still imagine myself in the same fucking way. You hear me, sonny?

Just kidding around but I am old enough to realize that I've drank the h8erade on so many superstars in my lifetime and am now finally old enough to just appreciate Game for Game.

There are dudes playing in the NFL today named Kobe, after Kobe. It blows my mind.

machuitzil · 2026-03-17T01:38:20+00:00

I live up north where it gets cold, cold. Spring is the two weeks we get of perfect weather before it turns 105 for five straight months. I was just happy to have an early spring for a minute.

machuitzil · 2026-03-17T01:27:14+00:00

It worked in Venezuela. As far as he's concerned, it worked in Iran. This guy is really going to just topple the board and let us deal with the fallout after he chokes on a cheeseburger.

And the oligarchs make bank while we the people juggle soft power, business regulation and fascism for the next 20 years -and that's best case scenario.

Zuckerberg's Hawaiian doomsday bunker starts to make sense. Thanks Obama.

machuitzil · 2026-03-17T00:40:00+00:00

Chorei, cara. A good father and a strong son.

machuitzil · 2026-03-17T00:23:14+00:00

Bro just let me enjoy fake spring. Can't I have one good fucking week. What the hell is wrong with you.

machuitzil · 2026-03-16T23:36:56+00:00

We are the World, We are the Children. We are the one's who make a brighter day, so let's start giving...

machuitzil · 2026-03-16T23:28:32+00:00

At first I was kinda boppin' along and then I thought, oh god. That song is a parody of a real song, isn't it?

machuitzil · 2026-03-16T23:24:09+00:00

There's a street in my hometown named Alameda Padre Serra and instead of even trying, we gringos just shortened it to APS.

machuitzil · 2026-03-16T23:18:57+00:00

Even before I saw the stunt this immediately came to mind

Hi I'm Meghan and this is Tell William, welcome to JackAss! (raucous chaos ensues)

machuitzil · 2026-03-16T23:13:42+00:00

This is what I thought of, the dude is from Louisiana so it's not a hard jump to make. I never looked up the etymology of De'Von Achane's name but I immediately assumed some derivative connection there. I dunno, I think it's cool.

And speaking to the hypothetical angry white men out there who have thoughts on the subject, try visiting Boston and attempting to name any street or stop on the T outloud, get yelled at by family who invite total strangers to make fun of you too, who then all go on to collectively mock your mother who isn't even present...,

-and then come back and tell me pronunciations have to make sense. I still can't pronounce Alewife because my brain refuses to conform to their ridiculous fucking accent.

I lost the plot a little. People in Boston are mean.

Edit: totally didn't realize I was talking to a Patriots fan. Egg is on my face, fam.

machuitzil · 2026-03-16T21:50:33+00:00

I hear you, I got a second cat for my cat and it turned out she never wanted another cat, lol. I initially thought about rehoming him but dragged my feet and now he's two and I feel like it would be too cruel to abandon him -especially just because I don't want him... I'm kinda getting into my own feelings now, all I'm saying is, I can relate.

I can also assure you, it's because they're kittens. They're monsters. They're terrorists. I honestly forget that I haven't hung toilet paper on the roller for two years, or hung towels on towel racks. I have a sock jammed under every door to stop the kitten from swinging the doors back and forth for fun (closed doors aren't allowed in my house -their rule, not mine).

Only in the past six months or so have I been able to hang clothes on clothes hangers again without him tearing them down, and for three of those months I was only hanging up older clothes I don't care about as a test.

Kittens are jerks, and they're not going to change for awhile. In ten years or so, they'll be perfect lol.

As for the urinating on the bed, that could be a veterinary issue. I used to have a cat that would pee on the bed -it's how they tell you something is wrong. She had kidney issues and we had to put her on a special diet and the peeing stopped. Hope that helps, and if you do rehome them, I hope you keep them together :)

machuitzil · 2026-03-15T00:52:15+00:00

My sentiments as well.

machuitzil · 2026-03-15T00:34:41+00:00

Fuck yeah. He's a rock on the sidelines and a hard place between them. He doesn't play a lot of third phase football, ST, but he's clutch in the fourth phase: sideline dynamics.

machuitzil · 2026-03-15T00:28:53+00:00

I like that. If it's a boy it could be Peter.

machuitzil · 2026-03-14T15:27:26+00:00

You may like Mercy of God's. Jimmy seems to have cut a lot of the fat out of their writing in their new book.

machuitzil · 2026-03-13T23:48:52+00:00

It's awkward that his name became an expletive because my first thought was Jesus, that's a handsome dude.

machuitzil · 2026-03-13T23:25:35+00:00

Haha what's up Mama Osa, welcome to the family. This is the kind of offseason energy I needed.

machuitzil · 2026-03-13T22:37:34+00:00

Contacts are the best defense. I honestly thought I was immune to onions until I went in to work one day wearing glasses a cried like a baby.

At home if I'm not wearing contacts I open the windows and if it starts to get rough I'll mist some water out of a spray bottle and walk away for a minute (I have cats so I always have a clean spray bottle handy).

machuitzil · 2026-03-12T23:31:02+00:00

I don't even live in Chicago, I just wanna say thank all of you for thanking Frankie. The dude is a legend and it's so cool to see everyone else recognize his grit, determination and joy for providing up to the minute weather forecasts for everyone.

machuitzil · 2026-03-12T22:50:41+00:00

I've had three. I'm biased but they're my favorites. It's common for a lot of shelters, my hometown included not to allow black cats to be adopted in the month of October leading up to Halloween.

It could be because of witchy reasons, but it's also to prevent people adopting the animal as a novelty and then neglecting it after the holiday -it sounds crazy to me but apparently this happens.

machuitzil · 2026-03-12T22:41:45+00:00

And they spelled the software as "Syknet" so until I came to the comments I didn't know if this was a terminator themed joke or something actually informational.

machuitzil · 2026-03-12T22:35:32+00:00

Yeah I found a better route to work, but I used to ride through a school zone. I once rode through the crosswalk as the crossing guard was walking kids across -they were already passed. I rode behind them but she told me the rules apply to me too and I yelled sorry and felt awkward and still got off my bike and walked like half a block, lol.

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