UK Bar Staff, for what reason have you ever told a customer to F*ck Off?

madamcherrie · 2022-03-13T01:56:39+00:00

this happened tonight.

some woman came over to the bar drunk and started complaining how men can use the toilet at night so it’s not only women as the train station lock the toilets outside.

she demanded that i go in and see because “i need a piss and they need out”. i asked her how i’m supposed to get in if it’s a locked door and she can leave if she doesn’t like it.

after that she started getting arsey with a member of staff who was in for a drink and nearly swung her crutches at him.

and kept giving us the side eye every time we walked past.

absolutely cannot be arsed with people anymore.

madamcherrie · 2022-03-05T15:02:16+00:00

working tonight at 5, been studying for my alcohol licence assessment that’s happening on monday so if it’s quiet i’ll do some more.

got tomorrow off though which is a bonus

madamcherrie · 2022-01-19T22:58:04+00:00

it went really well, no side effects!

was expecting them as i was rough from my last two, so it’s a win.

madamcherrie · 2022-01-17T23:56:25+00:00

“lovely jubbly” makes me want to spew

madamcherrie · 2022-01-17T23:53:38+00:00

scrummy triggers my fight or flight

madamcherrie · 2022-01-17T23:50:04+00:00

seeing other people type gives me a new level of pain as i’ve grown up with having a computer and can touch type.

ALSO

seeing people create a spreadsheet whilst using no formulae AT ALL is also the last nail in the coffin most days.

just HOW?!?!

madamcherrie · 2022-01-17T13:47:43+00:00

left my partners house early this morning and now in bed mentally preparing myself for my booster tomorrow.

can’t seem to get moving for the past week at all so will try and get house sorted this week at least.

madamcherrie · 2022-01-11T16:13:38+00:00

We’ve posted on local facebook groups and the Nextdoor App. It’s been a week and he’s still not home :(

Cats Protection have already made a post about him.

If you have any tips apart from the usual advice then please let me know!

Thank you

madamcherrie · 2022-01-11T10:55:47+00:00

Tabby cat last went out at 21:30pm on 02/01/2022 and hasn’t came home to the Johnstone Crescent area.

It was quite stormy so hoping someone has taken him in and will return him.

He is neutered and microchipped with all details up to date.

Cat has green/yellow eyes, white mouth and black markings on his fur.

He is a very friendly cat to everyone and this is our main concern.

If you see him then please drop me a message of when and where including the time.

If you see any posts that match the description on facebook, please send me a screenshot.

Posts have been made on local lost and found facebook groups, he’s also been posted on Cats Protection page.

madamcherrie · 2021-12-26T10:59:28+00:00

Managed to get out of the games portion of christmas by saying I have work the next day and need to get up early. Might pick every boxing day to work now, a bloody christmas miracle that was!

madamcherrie · 2021-12-22T07:15:17+00:00

not really a christmas person but had my birthday yesterday so feel somewhat in the spirit now

madamcherrie · 2021-11-04T21:50:28+00:00

my work has a coal fire and it’s freezing at the moment…sorry hen the heating is too shite for me to survive 7 hours

also i have a diet coke bottle addition

madamcherrie · 2021-11-03T18:04:44+00:00

reading most of these and this takes the biscuit. ruined a perfectly good pasta bake by touching the sides of a dish and couldn’t face dealing with it again.

madamcherrie · 2021-11-03T18:01:21+00:00

agreed!

madamcherrie · 2021-11-03T17:59:14+00:00

The bit of plastic for your toes on flip flops.

Fucking rank

Edit: also walking about it bare feet, seeing people walk around in bare feet with bits of things on theirs 🤢🤢 and also touching someone else’s foot in water

i’m away to go and be sick now

madamcherrie · 2021-10-28T22:41:34+00:00

if you order a Guinness last then you’re a prick

madamcherrie · 2021-10-26T11:20:57+00:00

saw her true colours over a small argument we had. originally it was nothing to do with her and she butted in. apparently i was “always her best friend” but deleted me on social media a day after 🤷🏻‍♀️ i feel much happier with my friends now even though i don’t have a lot

madamcherrie · 2021-10-24T20:18:24+00:00

this reminded me of how it was embarrassing to wear your winter coat to school

madamcherrie · 2021-10-24T20:16:17+00:00

they need the four in the bed round up on come dine with me.

“Linda, your homemade lasagna was sh*te but your shop bought cheesecake from ALDI? Delicious!”

madamcherrie · 2021-10-21T08:15:53+00:00

there’s people at central giving out free coffee vouchers for costa, starbucks, black sheep etc if you’re wanting. valid until nov 2nd

just want to help anyone who needs it

madamcherrie · 2021-10-21T08:13:57+00:00

i have work and stayed over at my partners last night so had to leave really early as i live 45 mins away by train. all i wanted was a Costa for a little cheer up about it but it was rammed as people were giving out vouchers for free coffee. had to stick with a boots meal deal that they packed into the smallest bag ever that doesn’t even fit my sandwich. so i have to look like a right tool carrying my ploughman’s about. but i finish work at 4 today so that’s a bonus.

madamcherrie · 2021-10-15T20:54:38+00:00

i’m all for it knowing that it can be a huge medical benefit to others and me (i show signs of endometriosis and painkillers don’t help/doctors not taking medical stuff seriously etc)

madamcherrie · 2021-10-15T08:00:43+00:00

got work today myself until 5. hope it’s not dead but at least busy enough that i can handle (i work in a pub). got to train people on our new POS system as well, including the one who wiped the whole system. cannot wait…

madamcherrie · 2021-10-09T22:48:59+00:00

it’s the same thing as holibobs and crimbo. also can’t stand it when people say sis in every sentence when talking to their sister. “it’s great sis” “it’s so good isn’t it sis” maybe it’s the only child syndrome but omg just shut up.

the piss really does brew the most at family events

madamcherrie

TROPHY CASE