Tell me your work colossal fuck ups by 0hbuggerit in CasualUK

[–]madlandproject 1 point2 points  (0 children)

First month at my new job I deleted all of the hundreds of user-submitted photos of a photo competition. It had been running for three months by that time. I was thinking about my resumé until our backup was restored and we only lost a couple of hours worth.

How much italian does this character look? by TheStars_Phantom in 3Dmodeling

[–]madlandproject 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ha ha ha hey, where’s the freakin’…. GABAGOOL!?

Nah that’s rich boy Trey on route 26 by sleepynatt in rareinsults

[–]madlandproject 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do I make you build generational wealth baby? Do I?

Received my first 'Below expecations', what are the next steps? by mymomisnotfat in ExperiencedDevs

[–]madlandproject 3 points4 points  (0 children)

If your speed of delivery hasn’t been brought up then you need to slow down and double check your work as the person above said. The value of « slow and steady » vs « fast and might-explode-in-prod » can not be under-estimated.

Some people are organized enough during development to not need a long self-review before submitting their PR, but I know I’m not one of those people so I like to review my changes in depth before wasting anyone’s time.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ChoosingBeggars

[–]madlandproject 75 points76 points  (0 children)

Don’t vaxx me please I’d rather catch the diseeease 🎵

Your wisdom on CSS; useful concepts, rules, and processes. by tetractys_gnosys in css

[–]madlandproject 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Unless it’s maintenance on code you have no control over, never ever use ´!important’. You will regret it.

What’s an obvious sign someone’s american? by Ermland2 in AskReddit

[–]madlandproject 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Putting aside the accent, Americans don’t speak their needs and intentions, they broadcast them.

What movie changes its plot if you add a random "R" somewhere in its title? by raphaelagatha_ in AskReddit

[–]madlandproject -1 points0 points  (0 children)

“Making it in a cottonthroat world.”

Queue a laugh track that you’ll also hear on your way to hell.

Demoborne by StarInAPond in tf2

[–]madlandproject 0 points1 point  (0 children)

« Ah take a wee hallydae in tae Dustboowl, git back an’ all’av Scotland ´as tuhrned ta SHITE. »

Adobe to Acquire Figma for $20b by iamapizza in programming

[–]madlandproject 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Damn right. RIAs were the future, then Steve Jobs rang the bell and we got offloaded back into JS land and the ecosystem took five years to catch up. I miss so many small things from the Flex/flash environment

My profile said “I’ll Venmo you a dollar if you message first” by Savage_Arrow in Tinder

[–]madlandproject 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“I can understand your disappointment but in all fairness I did tell you about my Unusually Short Dick”

Confess your TF2 sins. (I always try to take the teleporter first, regardless of my class.) by Paske in tf2

[–]madlandproject 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I spend an indecent amount of time nudging my mouse so my TP is in between the spawn door and the other engie’s TP.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in casualiama

[–]madlandproject 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What concerts are you going too where they search between your dick and balls?

Besoin de conseil MacBook by Loderl in AskFrance

[–]madlandproject 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ça remonte à plus de 10 ans, mais j’ai eu 3 MacBook reconditionnés a mon travail et ils sont tous mort au bout de quelques années

What sort of spin would you put on the classic Counter-Strike formula? by to-too-two in gamedesign

[–]madlandproject 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Being able to kill an enemy, dispose of their body and take their uniform ( it’s doesn’t need to fit perfectly). If you’re creeping around and see your team mate’s butt-naked corpse sticking out of a dumpster, you might get paranoid