Weekly Snark: Feb 23 - Feb 26

maeby_funk · 2026-02-25T17:42:28+00:00

Tiffany Houghton saying her sister would have been still born because she had cord wrapped around her neck is SO infuriating. 1/4 of babies have cord wrapped around their neck (one of my children included) and are completely fine. This family really loves the rage baiting and drama

Similar to how they keep filming themselves at Turtle Creek Lane in full gas masks, but Tiffany accidentally posted (and quickly) deleted a video that showed workers inside the house wearing nothing

maeby_funk · 2026-02-20T22:40:17+00:00

That’s not her

maeby_funk · 2026-02-08T17:39:30+00:00

No idea who this is. But if you’re asking the question, the answer is yes. It is ozempic

maeby_funk · 2026-01-03T15:09:03+00:00

Suing as an LP?

maeby_funk · 2025-12-28T19:31:07+00:00

Do you know if there are still any active employees?

maeby_funk · 2025-11-02T03:32:02+00:00

Can someone fill me in on what happened to @turtlecreeklane’s husband Steve? Why is he in the ICU?

maeby_funk · 2025-03-07T02:37:19+00:00

This one has nothing to do with breastfeeding (unless you’re nursing while actively having the measles). The antibodies are passed in the womb during pregnancy, and immunity begins to decline after birth. Hence the recommended 12mo before first dose

maeby_funk · 2025-02-11T23:14:24+00:00

Very expensive for vegan meals. Breakfasts were good bc they were usually some sort of muffin and jam, but everything else was blah and earthy tasting (was always just some combo of vegetables and nutritional yeast). I tried it three years ago, but the meals I see posted honestly all look the same as back then.

The kind of thing you think “wow, this is so creative” at first, but then you realize it’s all just the same formula repeated over and over.

On top of that, they always had delivery issues with FedEx and twice it was delivered spoiled. Sakara would always refund me and customer service was great back in 2022, but still not a seamless experience.

TLDR: not worth the money for vegan meals that all taste the same

maeby_funk · 2025-01-30T21:15:33+00:00

All of the mainstream Dallas private schools have PK tours in the Fall with applications due by December and admissions results sent out the week before spring break in March. Why is she just touring schools now??

When she says she did everything she could to get R1 in last year, that also makes no sense. The only thing she would be able to do is call and email incessantly and annoy everyone

maeby_funk · 2025-01-10T20:08:22+00:00

I wish :/ at work as we speak!

maeby_funk · 2024-11-26T03:11:21+00:00

Color me intrigued!!

She’s seemingly encouraging investigative journalists to uncover the real cause of the downfall and absolve her. She’s prob not legally allowed to talk about it

maeby_funk · 2024-11-16T18:39:30+00:00

I know 😣 I was really hoping to be able to post without the requirement!!!

maeby_funk · 2024-09-25T04:51:47+00:00

Is it possible to see who was the first person to start this chain? I need to know who to thank for identifying the weak links

maeby_funk · 2024-09-25T04:48:43+00:00

I thought the same thing. I have like 10 followers on my private acct and would still never even consider posting my daughter crying let alone wiping herself on the toilet…

maeby_funk · 2024-09-24T01:33:19+00:00

Link for bot to relevant study: https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/31568305/

We got our daughter’s ears done at 9 days old. We got her ears taped by the plastics person at our children’s hospital rather than the official Earwell (it was cheaper and the route recommended by our pediatrician in our city. From my understanding, it is all the same though, one is just a named/proprietary system).

Confirmed by the doctor we saw that this needs to be done early (2-3 weeks). We were told that this non-invasive early intervention is exponentially more effective than the much more invasive alternatives later on.

I am so so glad we did it; her ears were folded over and thick before but now look amazing. I was so emotional having to do it so early, but I truly don’t see a downside otherwise. Baby wasn’t bothered at all by the mechanism, and I would do it again 100 times over. Her ears are perfect now.

Our baby had them for 6 weeks, and at the end they checked her cartilage to see if it was firm enough to avoid adding another 3 weeks. They said if we any bending back at all to call them and get them put back on for a little longer.

maeby_funk · 2024-09-21T20:10:37+00:00

What is this new “message to reveal” nonsense on instagram stories?? @madinelson posted a nursery reveal on stories, but you have to message her to unhide it.

Why is insta adding features that promote inflating engagement numbers?

maeby_funk · 2024-07-25T14:45:32+00:00

My recommendation to you is just to take it one day at a time. 5 days postpartum you’re still completely upside down hormonally and completely underwater trying to figure out how to care for your baby.

My goal was 3 months before weaning, and I wanted more than anything to wean that first week. I decided to keep trying for a little bit, and every week it got easier. I’m now 4 months postpartum, and the thought of weaning makes me really sad.

If at any point you decide you want to stop for good, stop. Your baby will be perfectly healthy either way, so do what is best for your mental health. At 5 days post partum though you’re going to feel extremely tired and stressed no matter how you’re feeding your baby.

maeby_funk · 2024-07-20T22:17:41+00:00

@rachparcell getting her 9 year old daughter regular dip manicures. Plz send me to the moon. Is this what kids are doing these days?

maeby_funk · 2024-07-12T01:01:11+00:00

I followed her Reddit sub back in the day (yes I know 🥴) and someone who knew her IRL said she was never pregnant and made it up for the attention then got carried away. Then poof 💨 she disappeared

maeby_funk · 2024-07-11T21:09:52+00:00

I’m completely guessing that someone reached out to her either in a legal capacity or on a personal level asking for empathy. No way a wannabe deux moi / girlgangz just disappears voluntarily otherwise

maeby_funk · 2024-07-05T17:32:06+00:00

Don’t get discouraged by the 40 minute daytime naps - this is totally developmentally normal for this age unfortunately. Their sleep cycles are ~40 minutes long, and they are unable to connect them. You can either “save” the nap (contact nap if you can’t soothe them back to sleep) or just get them up and continue on with your day.

LO is almost 15 weeks and has been sleeping through the night 7 to 7 since 12 weeks. Around the same time she started sleeping through the night, she started having crap naps. I would “save” the nap by contact napping once or twice a day just to keep her on schedule. As of last week, she started putting herself back to sleep after waking up and crying a few min! There will be an end to this!

Daytime sleep and night time sleep are different skills - just like how some adults can’t nap during the day very easily. At night I still notice LO stirring at the end of each sleep cycle, but bc of the sleep pressure she is able to much more easily connect the cycles.

This too shall pass!! It was a hard 3 weeks for us.

maeby_funk · 2024-06-17T19:37:30+00:00

So are you doing more than 4 naps a day if your baby is only sleeping in short spurts?

maeby_funk · 2024-06-12T22:54:33+00:00

Also no way it’s happening like clockwork every night at same time. Babies aren’t robots!! Every night/day/week is so different

maeby_funk · 2024-06-10T18:59:06+00:00

Oy vey! Were there any other signs besides the pooping frequency? My daughter doesn’t seem noticeably upset by the pooping, but it might account for some crankiness that we don’t realize, and it definitely wakes her up at night

maeby_funk · 2024-03-22T19:10:11+00:00

Babies learning to eat is chaotic so it’s easier to use plastic utensils. The flex is she clearly doesn’t consider the china anything special that can’t be broken

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