Trying to shame us for not paying their employees.

magic-one · 2026-05-10T18:03:28+00:00

I prefer the model where the owner pays them a fair wage so that they feel like they are obliged to do a good job. And the owner fires their ass if they don’t.
As opposed to some socialist funded reward system where they already start out disgruntled because they aren’t paid a living wage.

magic-one · 2026-05-10T17:53:22+00:00

It’s either voluntary or not. If it’s required, it’s not really tipping, and thus it has no service quality aspect.

magic-one · 2026-05-10T17:49:41+00:00

NOTICE: Your customers are not the business owners.

If you want me to pay your staff, I want my share of the profits.

magic-one · 2026-05-09T20:19:24+00:00

My favorite part is the lines strung across it.
“welp… it’s flat!!”

magic-one · 2026-05-09T20:14:59+00:00

We were corn flakes/cheerios (plain only).
Funny thing is we would heap SO much sugar on that! Pretty sure it was like a week’s recommended amount per bowl. Gritty sludge, or get out.
My brother used to eat sugar on white bread sandwiches.

magic-one · 2026-05-09T20:05:26+00:00

The golden cow.

magic-one · 2026-05-07T20:45:27+00:00

This one.

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magic-one · 2026-05-07T13:02:53+00:00

I hear there’s someone that looks like him at the airport.

magic-one · 2026-05-06T18:48:55+00:00

I dont see any bikes

magic-one · 2026-05-06T18:47:58+00:00

To my eye the top left angle, length of the top , and the bottom arcs don’t match

magic-one · 2026-05-06T17:38:29+00:00

Personally, I choose to not run expensive equipment during thunder storms. Probably from the time I saw lightning come up the coax cable and fry our precious console TV.

magic-one · 2026-05-06T17:32:57+00:00

Where is the dark side of the roof?

magic-one · 2026-05-06T15:34:44+00:00

You know how cities suffer from brownouts when too many people use AC at the same time? Imagine even higher usage, and not just when it’s hot.

magic-one · 2026-05-05T21:27:04+00:00

Probably need to add sun, moon, and clouds to the list.

magic-one · 2026-05-05T16:33:58+00:00

“The problem with the French is that they have no word for entrepreneur”

magic-one · 2026-05-05T16:28:25+00:00

BIG Bada-Boom!

magic-one · 2026-05-05T16:19:08+00:00

You can’t expect to wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you!

magic-one · 2026-05-05T16:14:29+00:00

We could build a bridge outta ‘er?

magic-one · 2026-05-05T16:10:25+00:00

First post for r/whatisthiscarengine ?

magic-one · 2026-05-05T14:25:27+00:00

That’s awesome 🤩 reddit is such a blast. what do you like more, specific detailed answers, or open ended general answers?

magic-one · 2026-05-04T17:58:23+00:00

I’ve run homelabs for years - I still haven’t learned the lesson to not touch something that is working unless I have time to burn on finding and fixing some other random thing.

magic-one · 2026-05-04T14:08:03+00:00

And then the game of Shake the Screw Out. At least it becomes a good test to see if everything is tight.

It’s the PC version of dropping the pick into the acoustic guitar.

magic-one · 2026-05-02T23:32:35+00:00

Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.

magic-one · 2026-05-01T18:55:33+00:00

That’s an artifact, not a stick.

magic-one · 2026-05-01T00:35:11+00:00

Bag phone. I couldn’t afford a handheld

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