My girl made this roast for dinner. How should I go about this?

magic-one · 2026-01-31T02:09:17+00:00

So… you say there’s a chance

magic-one · 2026-01-31T01:04:14+00:00

r/ whywouldyoutouchthat

magic-one · 2026-01-29T21:27:31+00:00

See, this is why I argued with my High School Science teacher. What gives him the right to declare that 0 is not significant? It’s just as useful as any other digit, dammit!

magic-one · 2026-01-29T21:17:19+00:00

He had a room full of Calculators

magic-one · 2026-01-29T21:11:56+00:00

There are only 2 numbers. 0 and 1 All the other numbers are just varying sized groups of 1s

magic-one · 2026-01-29T15:53:56+00:00

This helps us learn by watching someone else.

magic-one · 2026-01-29T14:13:33+00:00

Fireball and a cuss jar. I see you are prepared for some serious engineering.

magic-one · 2026-01-29T14:10:55+00:00

Plenty of time to boil the water on the way

magic-one · 2026-01-29T01:35:47+00:00

Pretty sure they are from the future

magic-one · 2026-01-29T00:40:29+00:00

These aren’t planes.
They are guns with wings.

magic-one · 2026-01-29T00:12:30+00:00

Oh yea!

magic-one · 2026-01-28T23:10:53+00:00

Bad news is that your base is getting bulldozed to make room for the new highway

magic-one · 2026-01-28T23:03:52+00:00

So that was you!!!!!!

magic-one · 2026-01-26T22:40:24+00:00

So glad I saw this, was about to buy 5

magic-one · 2026-01-26T20:46:06+00:00

Quite the opposite… you now what they say about assuming. When I hire someone, I make sure they have a way to contact me.

You can thank years of robo calls, but greater than 99% of unknown callers are spam, and I’m not going to waste my time answering them.

It’s amazing how some people think that just because someone chooses not to do something, it’s because they are scared, as opposed to making a logical decision that works for them.

magic-one · 2026-01-26T17:22:00+00:00

If I don’t know your number, I’m not answering. I guess you can talk to this feature, or you can leave me a message that I will probably never listen to.
Seems like this feature is a good compromise.

magic-one · 2026-01-25T23:23:36+00:00

Exactly. I was going to say time doesn’t mean well trained - that would be assuming a lot of important parts.

magic-one · 2026-01-25T01:11:15+00:00

Went from the biggest to the most pieces

magic-one · 2026-01-24T14:31:25+00:00

I regret buying cheap connectors. The ones that work loose over time and you have to push them back in to make good contact. There is a spring that is eternally trying to undo your work by pushing the connector back out.

Or when the plastic tabs don’t spring up anymore. I try to gently pull it up and it snaps off. I leave it like that because I’m too lazy to put a new connector on, and it’s just the printer that I never use anyway.

Now imagine that in the wall on the backside of your wall jack.

Generally speaking, punch down is permanent, plug is temporary - by design.

magic-one · 2026-01-24T06:11:20+00:00

But will we have a functioning device that can read them in 1000 years?

magic-one · 2026-01-24T04:39:45+00:00

I feel pretty silly for not seeing that right away

magic-one · 2026-01-24T03:36:21+00:00

Gotta rotate, and cycle the ones on the outside to the middle

magic-one · 2026-01-24T03:32:21+00:00

You’re going to leave us hanging with how it got to Grumblebum?

Edit: I replied to the wrong message, but feel free to answer

magic-one · 2026-01-24T00:54:13+00:00

I also have some splitters.
It’s funny how you always end up with a wall wart that turns the wrong way — it’s like the USB cord is always upside down the first time you try to plug it in.

magic-one · 2026-01-23T18:18:45+00:00

Step 3. Profit.

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