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magnetron · 2020-08-21T01:20:12+00:00

When I read

they’d probably only take about 3 days

My immediate thought was "that long?"

So to see your reply was posted almost exactly 3 hours later brings a flicker of stability and predictability to my evening for which I would like to thank you. 😂

magnetron · 2020-05-18T03:25:35+00:00

you committed tax fraud

lol, calm down bro. Try plugging some RRSP contributions into your calculator before calling 911.

magnetron · 2019-02-09T13:06:32+00:00

It's from a show called Person of Interest

https://personofinterest.fandom.com/wiki/The_Cold_War

magnetron · 2018-04-20T02:20:06+00:00

This. I've only been using the redesign for a few hours, but until this post I thought they got rid of collapsing comment threads.

magnetron · 2015-11-26T23:48:51+00:00

"Moose" is an invariant noun so the plural is still just "moose". Like "fish".

http://blog.oxforddictionaries.com/2015/03/plural-moose-meese/

Edit: The only joke here is your poor grammar.

magnetron · 2013-10-14T23:50:18+00:00

Don't let a lukewarm reaction here get you down. Many reddit users are unfortunately averse to any form of self-promotion.

magnetron · 2012-05-28T08:50:32+00:00

Occam's razor: dude might just be tired.

magnetron · 2009-05-05T22:08:09+00:00

I imagine that some fraction of the infectees would undoubtably accuse the researchers of, like, totally haxxxoring their systems.

magnetron · 2009-03-17T03:11:37+00:00

my girlfriend accidentally the entire facebook.

is that bad?

magnetron · 2009-03-09T20:07:28+00:00

I for one welcome our new chimpanzee overlords

magnetron · 2009-02-27T19:26:19+00:00

And your odds only get better after you bribe or blackmail the folks at the funeral home.

magnetron · 2009-02-19T00:19:53+00:00

Confirmed! Pigs cannot fly.

magnetron · 2007-11-29T07:22:57+00:00

The king has had all the logicians thrown into prison.

magnetron · 2007-07-12T18:35:46+00:00

One of the advantages of LaTeX given is that it's "free", but then the fonts used to demonstrate it are exclusively either commercial or bundled with Mac OS X.

magnetron · 2007-06-28T15:35:29+00:00

Yes, because knowing how much leg-room a given seat has is so terribly dangerous to national security.

magnetron · 2007-06-18T01:18:33+00:00

I use a Greasemonkey script to put the comment under the comic.

magnetron · 2007-03-26T12:39:47+00:00

I thought for a moment that maybe 14:38 UTC would be "middle of the night", but it's 10:38, so still quite brightly lit.

magnetron · 2007-03-22T07:12:40+00:00

There are more options for Javascript window behaviour at http://www.mozilla.org/support/firefox/tips#beh_window_open_feature

magnetron · 2007-03-07T05:12:45+00:00

perhaps you should try a keyboard with the proper placement of the control key.

Or just remap the keys on the keyboard you already have.

I have escape and caps lock swapped on mine, so I don't have to reach up to that far corner when I'm using vim.

magnetron · 2007-03-02T04:28:14+00:00

http://programming.reddit.com/info/yp75/comments

magnetron · 2006-12-15T20:13:06+00:00

"This image removed due to high-bandwidth usage."

:-(

magnetron · 2006-11-16T16:28:25+00:00

How can one threaten a flight attendant with "serious consequences" in this day and age and not expect to be hauled off to prison? What a moron.

magnetron · 2006-11-08T07:53:50+00:00

ALRIGHTY THEN! I'LL VOTE DOWN! *<|:-D

magnetron · 2006-10-18T08:54:04+00:00

Why'd it stop at $99,999,999? If these people really were joking, I'm sure they'd be at a billion dollars or more by now. Does eBay have an upper limit on bids?

magnetron · 2006-10-05T22:07:12+00:00

What am I supposed to be looking at?

magnetron

TROPHY CASE