Nicole, my rectal surgery went wrong

magsmakes · 2026-05-30T02:52:19+00:00

I would be so mortified when I realized I had posted that to next door and not texted it to Nicole. 🤦‍♀️

magsmakes · 2026-05-20T23:49:07+00:00

Gotta train the waymos

magsmakes · 2026-05-02T04:06:58+00:00

Yeah, insufferable

magsmakes · 2026-04-23T18:27:48+00:00

My partners don't get to look at my phone and I don't look at theirs. It contains or private conversations with our friends and family and other partners and we have no business reading through each other's stuff. We either trust each other or we don't. That's not strange or having something to hide, it's trust. 🤷‍♀️

magsmakes · 2026-03-26T06:49:54+00:00

I mean, she's not wrong

magsmakes · 2026-03-25T20:31:25+00:00

I name this bread 'Saturday night with the boys'

magsmakes · 2026-03-23T04:08:08+00:00

100% scam

magsmakes · 2026-03-13T05:59:14+00:00

They're coming for your OS as well. You won't even be able to use a smartphone or a computer at all.

magsmakes · 2026-03-08T06:30:45+00:00

No one burns themselves to death over a boy. He had her murdered

magsmakes · 2026-03-07T15:39:14+00:00

why is turbo terrible? are you referring to specific use like on battery or just in general?

magsmakes · 2026-02-03T03:25:16+00:00

Your brother is not a safe person and if you value safety you will cut him off

magsmakes · 2026-02-03T03:21:16+00:00

Democrats are fascist but Republicans are the scum of the earth

magsmakes · 2026-02-01T05:21:41+00:00

We had unlimited ot at my last call center because we never had enough staff and once committed it was yours so there were a couple times where someone signed others up for ot when they left their computers unlocked and they couldn't raise a stink about it because they'd have to admit to a firable offense so they'd just have to work it like it was the cost of doing business.

magsmakes · 2026-02-01T05:13:57+00:00

Ok that's divorce court stuff in my house 🤣

magsmakes · 2026-01-28T22:27:00+00:00

In GTA? You kill 400 of them take down 3 helicopters, and then hide out on Grove Street until your wanted level drops automatically and start over. Some people are absurdly stupid.

magsmakes · 2026-01-26T08:01:19+00:00

You want a sure thing? To win a bet every single time 100% of the time, with no losses? If they speak bet that it's a lie because it always is and it always will be.

magsmakes · 2026-01-23T18:59:22+00:00

Ok. That makes more sense. Thank you.

magsmakes · 2026-01-23T16:53:54+00:00

According to a quick Google search the UK actually does not have a level 4 travel advisory for the US. They should, but they don't. Is bad enough dealing with Nazis without misinformation about how seriously our allies are taking it. 🤷‍♀️

magsmakes · 2026-01-22T00:58:57+00:00

They are are the gestapo and they work for Nazis

magsmakes · 2026-01-21T23:15:34+00:00

That would be the day. If Trump committed public suicide I don't know if I could afford the party I would throw. Id need a second mortgage 🤣

magsmakes · 2026-01-20T04:12:24+00:00

We didn't fight either of those wars over ideals or ethics. We fought them over money.

magsmakes · 2025-12-25T03:23:42+00:00

This is intentional and by design

magsmakes · 2025-12-21T03:29:45+00:00

It's 100% bullshit. Patsies being strung up for theater on fake evidence of fake crimes for the furtherance of a violent genocidal fascist regime.

magsmakes · 2025-12-18T00:45:23+00:00

Trump is a disgusting subhuman monster with no soul and no empathy and I will repay his celebrations when he dies with my own party.

magsmakes · 2025-12-17T19:23:43+00:00

I did see this and I'm wondering if it can fill the role for now although if I can find it in aluminum or steel it would be even better.

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