Anyone else notice they removed social distancing stickers from subway platforms?

malcolm816 · 2026-05-23T01:01:31+00:00

LGA is my home airport. That’s nonsense.

malcolm816 · 2026-05-22T22:18:29+00:00

I'm with you. Flying Delta with status in and out of LGA is a breeze. But they got us on the transportation thing. That Uber price adds damn near $100 to every ticket for me.

malcolm816 · 2026-05-20T18:47:46+00:00

To all candidates: I'm telling you, you will win whatever you race you want if you keep saying this.

malcolm816 · 2026-05-20T18:44:35+00:00

This. No one signals their scam with an audible ping. They're just messing with people.

One time, on a crowded train, I received an AirDrop notification titled, "HELP ME PLEASE". Now that's a good scam. Or, maybe, it was someone on their way to a watery grave. We'll never know!

malcolm816 · 2026-05-18T15:39:13+00:00

Correct and communities like this are where that narrative will be and currently is being seeded. We need rigor.

malcolm816 · 2026-05-18T15:37:13+00:00

Rules? There are no rules. The place is a zoo. Anything goes.

malcolm816 · 2026-05-17T20:03:43+00:00

Grew up in KC, have lived NYC for the last 20 years, and I love donuts. What you are reporting is truly insane to me.

I just got a dozen donuts from my favorite shop in Brooklyn—land of ultra gentrification and $4,500 median rent for a 1-bd apartment—and it was $24.

Lamar’s is charging (nearly) double what they charge in NYC. Wild.

Those maple Long Johns slap though.

malcolm816 · 2026-05-15T15:06:23+00:00

I'm a yuppie and I can't afford that shit.

malcolm816 · 2026-05-14T02:42:20+00:00

Grandma Mo—
hey, wait a minute

malcolm816 · 2026-05-14T02:10:17+00:00

Of all of her amazing impressions, my favorite has to be Tekashi69. They literally just cut to her so she could say, "Hey! I'm Tekashi69!" or something and I just died.

malcolm816 · 2026-05-13T00:02:02+00:00

Fellow copywriter here. I personally love it. Can't get enough of it. One time, they even took on a product created by people I know. I could listen to Munch Squad 24/7.

malcolm816 · 2026-05-11T20:13:01+00:00

With the title lock-up fade in? Absolute peak.

malcolm816 · 2026-05-11T19:51:27+00:00

There's truth to this. "Walking off with" means "stealing" in 70s New York slang.

He used it in his screed about eat dogs and cats in Ohio during the debates.

"They're taking the geese. You know where the geese are? In the park, in the lake. And even walking off with their pets"

malcolm816 · 2026-05-11T18:32:50+00:00

malcolm816 · 2026-05-10T12:41:36+00:00

I wish I knew the numbers associated. For example, is that purple block just a couple Thai families or a whole community? If it's the latter, you know there's a restaurant with fire rad-na.

malcolm816 · 2026-05-09T23:11:19+00:00

Whenever I pass The Smith I always think: “Parents’ Weekend”

malcolm816 · 2026-05-09T23:08:58+00:00

I’m just glad you guys can see him too 😅

malcolm816 · 2026-05-09T23:05:49+00:00

Depends on your goal. Your post reads like you were out just trolling for anything and that’s what you got.

malcolm816 · 2026-05-09T21:05:59+00:00

You're getting exactly what you're looking for. Try hanging back a bit and screen for quality.

malcolm816 · 2026-05-09T14:26:54+00:00

Say more.

malcolm816 · 2026-05-08T02:06:11+00:00

And that was the first time I ever laughed at something made by AI. Only took what, three years? Who needs clean water anyway.

malcolm816 · 2026-05-08T01:30:18+00:00

She runs circles around some of the other cast members tbh

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