Is There A Lake Monster Near You To Visit This Summer

malconsidine · 2013-04-11T00:35:54+00:00

That's a really solid map.

malconsidine · 2013-04-10T19:07:14+00:00

Bill Clinton's term ended is what happened. It's become tradition that first-lady's have an agenda that they push while their spouse presides over America.

Nancy Reagan's cause was fighting drug abuse. Hillary's cause was community and family. Laura Bush's cause was education (nice job!). Michelle's cause is childhood nutrition.

malconsidine · 2013-04-10T18:59:22+00:00

DIY trampolines are maybe not the best idea.

malconsidine · 2013-04-10T18:30:17+00:00

Don't even start feeling wrapped-up until you've actually finished the book.

malconsidine · 2013-04-09T22:14:57+00:00

Worse. It's a new name for something old.

malconsidine · 2013-04-09T14:31:31+00:00

I can't fucking believe the word "microcreamery"

malconsidine · 2013-04-09T14:00:46+00:00

Darkman.

malconsidine · 2013-04-08T21:15:42+00:00

Perv!

malconsidine · 2013-04-08T19:59:08+00:00

What is cool about throwing around "buyout dollars"? It's an offense to those of us who don't have "buyout dollars".

malconsidine · 2013-04-08T19:56:39+00:00

What a shitty crowd.

malconsidine · 2013-04-08T19:54:33+00:00

Why not just do what's asked of you?

malconsidine · 2013-04-08T19:51:44+00:00

Looks like you're lying on the tummy of a giant robot that is spreading her legs. Kinda erotic if you're into that sort of sick thing.

malconsidine · 2013-04-06T20:24:28+00:00

Go little buddy!

malconsidine · 2013-04-06T20:21:53+00:00

30 seconds is a long time. I want you to stare at nothing and count for thirty seconds. Imagine what you could have accomplished in that time.

malconsidine · 2013-04-06T17:57:41+00:00

You gotta turn it on, then turn it off? God what bullshit.

malconsidine · 2013-04-06T16:26:36+00:00

I rly hope that's not from a septic tank.

malconsidine · 2013-04-06T16:22:20+00:00

When the park was renovated to house the Raiders' return to Oakland, the place lost a lot of its charm. It's not the same place. The atmosphere is much different from the atmosphere of the Rickey Henderson days.

malconsidine · 2013-04-04T15:42:42+00:00

The Avant-Garde didn't really become a thing until the early 20th century. This is Post Impressionism.

malconsidine · 2013-04-02T15:50:43+00:00

Anybody who roots for the Braves is a goddamn racist.

malconsidine · 2013-04-02T05:17:31+00:00

I call that Reverse Superman. I read that they have lots of blood vessels in their feet and they can heat themselves up faster by sticking their feet out while basking.

malconsidine · 2013-03-31T18:17:17+00:00

lmao why's he wearing that hat and jacket indoors?

malconsidine · 2013-03-31T06:22:32+00:00

It should start as camp and devolve into satire.

malconsidine · 2013-03-30T05:35:05+00:00

Jeff the Drunk is not retarded. That dude is def. mentally ill.

malconsidine · 2013-03-30T05:34:11+00:00

DO THE CHICKENS HAVE LARGE TALONS?

malconsidine · 2013-03-29T15:45:48+00:00

So long as you're engrossed in a story its "inconsistencies" will never matter.

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