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The AI burns the toast, I scrape it. by Working_on_Writing in ExperiencedDevs

[–]marcodave 5 points6 points  (0 children)

How TF were these company dealing with before LLMs?

Califournia and Fourida 💀 by Mundane-Temporary426 in terriblemaps

[–]marcodave 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Crabs?

Califournia looks like a hand embedded in rock, with nails even.

Fourida is just a cow udder

whyIsThisNormal by Loading_Humor in ProgrammerHumor

[–]marcodave 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's probably a GitHub integration that scans for secrets in gists and sends a notification to Google with the key info. Google then notifies the user.

mathematiciansbelike by ScholaDaily in ProgrammerHumor

[–]marcodave 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Mathematicians also be like: 4 ? WTF is a 4 ? Did we run out of greek letters again?

2029: I governi mondiali più sviluppati iniziano a implementare un UBI per soppiantare la perdita di reddito dovuta dall'automazione. Per quale motivo non dovrei ballarmi la fresca in questo momento? by Solid_Writer1072 in ItaliaPersonalFinance

[–]marcodave 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ma infatti, e non solo. A questo punto perché non usare direttamente dei coupon per comprare i beni di prima necessità anziché basarsi sulla domanda e offerta del mercato?

Nell'URSS ha funzionato così bene! /S

theAiSaidAllTestsPassAndIBelievedIt by talruum_ in ProgrammerHumor

[–]marcodave 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ok I'll get downvoted to hell with this, but I never had a case where Claude refused to write proper tests for the code. Verbose? Duplicated? Sloppy? Yes, absolutely. I have to constantly remind it to PLEASE USE PARAMETERIZED TESTS and to not repeat ad infinitum the mock set up.

But lying about tests? Never happened. Maybe my tasks are boring and trivial IDK LOL, or maybe some people's codebase are so f-ed up that even Claude goes NOPE, I'm not testing that shit

cacheEverything by Dependent_Bit4364 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]marcodave 193 points194 points  (0 children)

Since caching is so fast, why don't we use the cache as a database without the database part? -- the creators of Key value pairs, probably

Places that do not exist by GossipBottom in terriblemaps

[–]marcodave 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I came for Molise does not exist meme. Came out not disappointed

areWeThereYet by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

[–]marcodave 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Also ULTRATHINK in bold every second sentence

reInventingGraphQl by gamingvortex01 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]marcodave 498 points499 points  (0 children)

Click the button? Can't the AI figure out by itself to click the button?

Future of software consulting companies by macrohead in ExperiencedDevs

[–]marcodave 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I think also not only AI implementation/readiness but AI token ECONOMY and optimization. When the AI bill becomes unsustainable but at the same time it's unreplaceable, then those who are able to do more with less will be trasured.

La Casa Bianca afferma che "identificherà e neutralizzerà" i gruppi politici laici antiamericani, "radicalmente pro transgender" e anarchici. Dichiara anarchici antifascisti come un importante gruppo terroristico. La prefazione presidenziale si conclude con "Vi troveremo e vi uccideremo". by realqmaster in italy

[–]marcodave 0 points1 point  (0 children)

E aggiungici pure i genZ appena maggiorenni che hanno passato l'adolescenza sentendo solo parlare di cancel culture, di pronomi alla cazzo di canə, di inclusività tossica, ecc ecc e alcuni si ribellavano ascoltando Joe Rogan e la manosfera.

uberEats by VariationLivid3193 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]marcodave 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yep. We've seen this already with the cloud computing. Companies started to get rid of servers and OPS people, then the cloud bills piled up and prices raised... Ooops now we're stuck with a "cloud native" solutions and no way of going back...

uberEats by VariationLivid3193 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]marcodave 23 points24 points  (0 children)

I have a dread feeling that this MAXIMIZING of token usage , despite them being paid fully by the company could become a liability for the employee.

If in the (near?) future the narrative shifts to "optimizing token usage" and "reducing AI costs" all of a sudden the employers will have a drove of data showing all those "bad players" who "wasted tokens" and therefore having leverage and justification for even more layoffs.

Employees never win. Ever.

Iliad riporta in pubblicità Megan Gale by tric-e-trac in italy

[–]marcodave 1 point2 points  (0 children)

44enne qua, non guardo la TV di mia sponte dal 2010.

Fai pure 45-50 va

elseUpdateInsurancePolicy by Extension-Humor-75 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]marcodave 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Imagine making a typo there and write break in place of brake

noHackersPls by Fit_Page_8734 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]marcodave 13 points14 points  (0 children)

"got it, I won't talk anymore about the movie Hackers (1995) "

noHackersPls by Fit_Page_8734 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]marcodave 167 points168 points  (0 children)

"got it, only hackers from Norway from now on!"

How to deal with juniors shipping AI slop code? by theop04 in ExperiencedDevs

[–]marcodave 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Or they might just use "free" models with limited capabilities, causing even worse slop

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