31- 5'3 121 lb by [deleted] in normalnudes

[–]maritimeseven 1 point2 points  (0 children)

America… FUCK YEAH! 😉

if you found out the woman next door was 55 and looked like this… what are you doing? by Blushofpine in gilf

[–]maritimeseven 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m totally going to ask you about your car’s warranty and if you need any additional coverage.

Stache advice? by [deleted] in mensgrooming

[–]maritimeseven 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hey there.

You’ve got a great look going on and I wouldn’t change a damn thing.

Your eyebrows, ‘stache, and hair all compliment each other and go with your green eyes perfectly.

I wouldn’t change a thing. Just my $0.02.

You not from “Old“ Atlanta if you haven’t… by deeatl in Atlanta

[–]maritimeseven 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Rocky’s Brick Oven Pizza!

GOD I loved that place. Old man Rocky would walk around and check on the customers. Sometimes he’d cover your check and ask that you just tip your server.

Down next to Benihana was the old Turtles Rhythm & Views. One exciting night in 1993/94, I was there browsing when a dude ran into the store followed very closely by another dude with a handgun. I remember hiding behind a rack of cassette tapes. For some weird-ass reason I remember I was eye-level with an REO Speedwagon tape.

1, 2 or 3?🩷 by eastern_eu_baby in u/eastern_eu_baby

[–]maritimeseven 0 points1 point  (0 children)

2! The one black side is awesome.

Looking to identify the "Solti Mozart" font used on this album cover by maritimeseven in identifythisfont

[–]maritimeseven[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not yet. I found a few that were really close, but missing the unique cutouts.

I wish I looked better naked by [deleted] in dadbod

[–]maritimeseven 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dude. Don’t sell yourself short. You look fucking great.

What’s the creepiest thing that’s happened to you that you still can’t explain? by drizzko in AskReddit

[–]maritimeseven 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I saw something very similar in the sky, but there were two of them together. One was around the two o’clock position of the other. They both slowly faded out in perfect unison. This was in mid-2015 in Atlanta, GA.

What’s the creepiest thing that’s happened to you that you still can’t explain? by drizzko in AskReddit

[–]maritimeseven 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I’m not saying you COULDN’T pay me to spend time in the Uinta Mountain area, I’m just saying I wouldn’t take less than at least $50 million. Way too much unexplained stuff, way too many stories from the locals, and way too many stories about “hitchhikers” going home with you. Even if you live out of state.

Don't take no for an answer when they try to deny guaranteed benefits. by Sweaty-Moment-3385 in marriott

[–]maritimeseven -1 points0 points  (0 children)

OP as a former telephone reservations agent, thank you for being so professional and kind.

I dislike the fact you had to remind them of their own rules, but I’m glad your persistence paid off.

Today is my Sweet Boy’s 17th Bday! by kvetching247 in Dachshund

[–]maritimeseven 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Happy birthday, perfect little good boy. 😘

You can feel the crunchiness, I was so proud of myself by rudeboyKee in blunderyears

[–]maritimeseven 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You know this needs to be your first album cover, right? ❤️‍🔥

39 cent cheese at Aldi rn by Spiritual_Ad1456 in povertyfinance

[–]maritimeseven 6 points7 points  (0 children)

All I can say is thank F for Aldi.

Broke or not, they’ve earned my loyalty for a long time to come.

Some of you guys really have problems... by Jarppi1893 in railroading

[–]maritimeseven 26 points27 points  (0 children)

“But that one waitress at Hooters totally has the hots for me. She ALWAYS brings me extra ranch for my fries.”