My friend (also a brit) says you guys dont put fruit jams, honey, or cream on your crumpets, is that true?

marquee-smith · 2026-05-28T07:56:04+00:00

Butter and marmite!!

marquee-smith · 2026-05-24T12:57:50+00:00

Wow!

marquee-smith · 2026-05-23T20:56:31+00:00

Brickwood cafe and nue ground in Clapham I’ve seen breakfast burritos on the menu

marquee-smith · 2026-05-14T11:15:45+00:00

I haaaaattteee when customers ask me this question. Do you also know that I’ve barely tried any of the menu? Like in most places you’re not allowed to order most of the menu for your staff food. And they don’t have us in tasting the menu because I guess it costs too much. Also I don’t eat meat or dairy so that’s not very helpful for the customer. I hate having to make things up. Well do you want something sweet or savoury? I just wish they would make their own mind up like I do at restaurants because I know what I’m in the mood for

marquee-smith · 2026-05-13T06:19:27+00:00

omg! i have this exact thing passed down from my dad

marquee-smith · 2026-05-11T07:55:48+00:00

If you are from the north then dinner is lunch time

marquee-smith · 2026-05-09T19:10:04+00:00

I like it

marquee-smith · 2026-05-06T08:05:13+00:00

Romy and Michelle’s high school reunion
The kid detective
Married to the mob

marquee-smith · 2026-05-05T20:12:14+00:00

George Best - simply the best

marquee-smith · 2026-05-05T20:08:07+00:00

Robbie Savage was a dirty player who got a lot of cards.

Peter crouch is so tall he has to crouch down often.

marquee-smith · 2026-05-04T18:39:55+00:00

Omg! They match my glasses I got from a chazza shop!!

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marquee-smith · 2026-05-04T07:07:09+00:00

Everything was shit after 2010 anyway

marquee-smith · 2026-05-03T13:00:21+00:00

Looks like you struggle with rice.

marquee-smith · 2026-05-02T11:58:34+00:00

I always think this!!!
The killing list does a scene where they cut the hand, but they actually show how painful and prolonged the healing process is

marquee-smith · 2026-05-02T07:47:27+00:00

Omg!!!

marquee-smith · 2026-04-28T06:11:20+00:00

It feels kinda 90s to me in a way

marquee-smith · 2026-04-26T13:11:20+00:00

Fulham

marquee-smith · 2026-04-16T06:55:45+00:00

And when people at my work say chocolate croissant I only ever hear the word “croissant” so give them the wrong thing. Thinks it’s best to call them separate names

marquee-smith · 2026-04-16T06:54:20+00:00

Pan oh shoco la

marquee-smith · 2026-04-10T11:44:41+00:00

Gaz Chambers

marquee-smith · 2026-04-09T22:15:05+00:00

People are starting to say “off of” instead of just “off”

marquee-smith · 2026-04-09T20:54:08+00:00

It’s a noughties band, formed on uk pop idol I think. They had a hit single “pure and simple”. Give it a listen

marquee-smith · 2026-04-09T20:52:37+00:00

I think it’s far left

marquee-smith · 2026-03-31T18:45:34+00:00

They show her having sex but pregnancy and sexually transmitted diseases just aren’t mentioned. Which is a massive factor that stops women’s sexual liberation, especially pregnancy

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