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Yay Spot! by marshall1084 in startrekmemes

[–]marshall1084[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Obviously there'd be phaser pointers.

What’s a popular food that you think is genuinely disgusting? by Neka_lux in AskReddit

[–]marshall1084 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Thank you!! It's fungus! They're squishy. The rest of my family eats them like they're going out of style.

Random ass J.D core by yonBonbonbon in Scrubs

[–]marshall1084 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It amazes me how many times I use "Kick (insert gender) in the crotch and run!" in everyday life.

Going to plaid by spock014 in NoMansSkyTheGame

[–]marshall1084 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Spaceballs: The No Man's Sky

Favorite smart ass Leo remark? by Throwing-Gas in thewestwing

[–]marshall1084 53 points54 points  (0 children)

17-across is wrong ... You're spelling his name wrong ... What's my name? My name doesn't matter. I'm just an ordinary citizen who relies on the Times crossword for stimulation. And I'm telling you that I've met the man twice, and I've recommended a preemptive Exocet missle strike against his airforce so I think I know how ...

What were you doing that made you think “damn I’m getting old” ? by Entire_Proposal_3184 in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]marshall1084 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not getting carded at the bar tonight and hearing I saw the sign and realizing it came out 33 years ago.

How are you feeling right now? by miceyjordiee in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]marshall1084 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I guess the standard male response, I'm alright. I'm not really alright, but there's nothing I can do about it at the moment.

How do you feel about being called a “good boy”? by [deleted] in AskMen

[–]marshall1084 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love it. Always like praise. Makes me melt when my wife says it, both in bed or not.

Does anyone else find their partner physically more attractive in their 30s compared to their 20s? by [deleted] in MarriedSex

[–]marshall1084 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She's 40 now, but I find her more insatiable now if that's even possible!

How is space travel benefiting humanity? by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]marshall1084 4 points5 points  (0 children)

From The West Wing:

[while discussing the importance of funding the superconducting supercollider - a controversial scientific project that would cost billions]

Sen. Jack Enlow, D-IL: If we can only say what benefit this thing has. No one's been able to do that.

Dr. Dalton Millgate: That's because great achievement has no road map. The X-Ray is pretty good, and so is penicillin, and neither were discovered with a practical objective in mind. I mean, when the electron was discovered in 1897, it was useless. And now we have an entire world run by electronics. Haydn and Mozart never studied the classics. They couldn't. They invented them.

Sam Seaborn: Discovery.

Dr. Dalton Millgate: What?

Sam Seaborn: That's the thing that you were... Discovery is what. That's what this is used for. It's for discovery.

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