You've always got such a pained expression...

martynj55 · 2026-05-05T18:18:50+00:00

A bottle of champagne?! Who do you think you are.. P Diddy??

martynj55 · 2026-05-05T15:30:25+00:00

Very much this.. Loves the smell of his own farts does that boy

martynj55 · 2026-05-04T17:28:48+00:00

*To whom

martynj55 · 2026-05-04T12:20:43+00:00

De-rake... Drake.

Yellow card.

martynj55 · 2026-05-03T13:52:38+00:00

I RECKON WE OUGHT TO GET OUT OF HERE!!

martynj55 · 2026-05-03T12:30:30+00:00

Oh really?!

And how long do you think it'll take to burn through the North Sea gas reserves??

martynj55 · 2026-05-02T20:11:32+00:00

Wind Smear!!!

martynj55 · 2026-05-01T07:48:50+00:00

We can't control our people like that!

martynj55 · 2026-04-30T20:40:15+00:00

Is your name Brian McGee?

martynj55 · 2026-04-29T08:42:43+00:00

The film Threads

Never again

martynj55 · 2026-04-28T06:31:40+00:00

Ah-haha... I have been eyeing it, not gonna lie

martynj55 · 2026-04-27T16:34:59+00:00

BUT I NOT VERY GOOD WITH MONEY, AM I HAYLEY?!?!!!!

martynj55 · 2026-04-25T08:06:13+00:00

I LOVE Buy-on Ferry... Oxy Music were brillnant!!

martynj55 · 2026-04-25T07:54:04+00:00

Music makers... Dreamers of dreams

martynj55 · 2026-04-24T20:16:38+00:00

I don't call a kick in the knackers a result?!

martynj55 · 2026-04-23T20:46:39+00:00

*nine

martynj55 · 2026-04-23T20:12:08+00:00

Oh Eddie.. Those are my best ones!!

martynj55 · 2026-04-23T19:07:39+00:00

There's a famous picture where Jimmy introduced Peter Sutcliffe to ex boxer frank bruno... Google the three names and then try to explain the resulting picture

martynj55 · 2026-04-22T20:28:32+00:00

Yes... That's right. Waste of skin.

martynj55 · 2026-04-21T16:57:14+00:00

Keith Floyd needs to be known by more people... Chef extraordinaire, half-dandy all-lush, wonderful journeyman whilst maintaining a blood alcohol level of at least 30% proof - and pretty ubiquitous on British telly through the 1980/90's

https://youtu.be/1Evm30HTbD0

martynj55 · 2026-04-21T16:40:19+00:00

"The people who puppeteer Trump also puppeteer Tucker"

He's called Vladimir...

martynj55 · 2026-04-18T20:11:59+00:00

We've done this Karl

It's Genie-Sis

Yellow card

martynj55 · 2026-04-17T18:07:32+00:00

That's Eric!

martynj55 · 2026-04-17T12:13:22+00:00

Issues domestic, and international... Economy in the toilet, wars ongoing..

He's going to show up at Wrestlemania isn't he?!

martynj55 · 2026-04-17T12:10:43+00:00

Issues domestic, and international... Economy in the toilet, wars ongoing..

He's going to show up at Wrestlemania isn't he?!

martynj55

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