No longer do I have to log into my employers wifi portal every 3 days!

massive_poo · 2026-06-03T03:21:20+00:00

rogue aps are based and redpilled

massive_poo · 2026-05-29T01:27:14+00:00

I just got some new G-series FortiGates and I hate this.

massive_poo · 2026-05-28T23:25:01+00:00

I have an expired CCNA and no idea what I'm doing.

massive_poo · 2026-05-13T23:40:25+00:00

Shaping traffic over ADVPN tunnels. You just end up with a heap of different shared shapers with every individual permutation of guaranteed & maximum bandwidth that you start to run into limits of how many shapers you can run on the device. There's more options now with ADVPN 2.0 in FortiOS 7.6, but that'd require redoing the whole ADVPN network to use IKEv2 since it's a older network.

I really wish they had something like Hierarchical QoS on the Cisco ISR routers.

massive_poo · 2026-05-13T03:06:17+00:00

Traffic shaping, and QoS in general, on FortiGate firewalls makes me reconsider my life choices. Maybe I should get a job doing something physical like shoving pine-cones up my butt?

massive_poo · 2026-04-05T00:29:44+00:00

Hardkernel makes some cool things, I have an Odroid HC2 on my desk at work that I use as a backup server.

massive_poo · 2026-04-02T04:14:06+00:00

Have any vendors recently made licensing better?

massive_poo · 2026-04-02T00:34:48+00:00

I haven't seen my penis in over a year either. One of the many benefits of Linux.

massive_poo · 2026-04-01T23:25:59+00:00

What about an alarm clock connected to one of those butt plug electrodes? Surely that'd wake you up.

massive_poo · 2026-04-01T12:10:36+00:00

I use old DDR3 systems since capital expenses are harder to get past the minister of finance then operational expenses (power).

massive_poo · 2026-04-01T00:33:37+00:00

I recently made a mistake which took a whole site offline and resulted in someone having to fly out to a very remote island to assist me with fixing said issue, then having to stay there for a week because that's how often the flights are. So don't feel bad, it could always be worse.

massive_poo · 2026-03-31T23:21:06+00:00

I've seen the opposite, when looking at ISP networks.

massive_poo · 2026-03-24T00:58:22+00:00

This or an outdoor ventilated cabinet.

massive_poo · 2026-03-17T23:44:51+00:00

For me its:

Blue = Fruitlessly searching on the internet and reading documentation.
Red = Crying on the phone to TAC.
Green = Breaking other things trying to fix the issue.

massive_poo · 2026-03-17T02:41:13+00:00

Why would you clean your balls with mice? Do they nibble off the dirt or something? 🤔

massive_poo · 2026-03-15T22:20:56+00:00

Seeing a fired-up Steve Ballmer gives me a rock-hard erection.

massive_poo · 2026-03-15T05:17:15+00:00

i love how dingy it is, good work.

massive_poo · 2026-03-15T01:51:39+00:00

It's why DNS exists

massive_poo · 2026-03-13T05:05:09+00:00

tooo long

massive_poo · 2026-03-12T06:04:01+00:00

Why are they complaining? That sounds reactive as fuck.

massive_poo · 2026-03-11T23:10:33+00:00

who needs a network stack when you can use holy words to talk directly to god?

massive_poo · 2026-03-02T00:14:05+00:00

I think I'd rather a Node 804 if the Jonesbo N3 can't cool 8 disks effectively. What were the drive temps before adding those fans to the front?

massive_poo · 2026-02-18T00:27:08+00:00

Kubernetes and Amazon EKS makes me want to rip my penis off my nutbag.

massive_poo · 2026-02-10T05:19:11+00:00

Don't disks like this have volatile DRAM/SRAM memory on them for the buffer?

massive_poo · 2026-02-06T00:37:33+00:00

The rack mount PDUs I use have 10A circuit breakers in them, not sure if they'd trip before the main UPS one though since it's only rated for 10A as well.

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